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Posted by itsamemario on Feb-20-2013 00:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
http://www.amazon.com/Missing-Husba...ref=pd_sbs_op_4


That is just fucking random.


Posted by Lira on Feb-20-2013 03:35:

lol @ my students:

Me: "And this is the expression you use in Japanese when you say you're glad something didn't happen"
Student: "Fessor, you just reminded me of something! Can I tell a quick story?"
Me: "Is it relevant?"
Student: "Sort of!"
Me: "All right, go!"
Student: "This friend of mine, she was like, studying medicine, and then there was that residence thing, and she met this guy she adored, and they started dating, and after two years of relationship she found out he was married!"
Me: "How is thi--?"
Student: "But wait, there's more! She broke up with him and said she didn't want to see him ever again, and then he broke into her flat and threatened to kill her if she didn't change her mind and she escaped and when she was telling the porter to stop him from entering if he ever showed up again they heard him dive face first on the floor!"
Me:
Other students:
Me:
Other students:
Students: "She's traumatised for life!"

She was so happy it was sort of funny, because it definitely doesn't sound like a story you'd tell with a smile


Posted by itsamemario on Feb-20-2013 15:27:

Wait what. The porter or the ex hit the floor?


Posted by Lira on Feb-20-2013 19:43:

quote:
Originally posted by itsamemario
Wait what. The porter or the ex hit the floor?

It took us all a while to get it. The ex jumped out of the flat's window and committed suicide.


Posted by itsamemario on Feb-20-2013 19:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
It took us all a while to get it. The ex jumped out of the flat's window and committed suicide.


Haha okay lol.. A friend of mine did the same thing, but poor thing spent months in coma before finally letting go I miss that crazy bitch haha, she was 100% awesome. Haha first time we met she told me she was a lesbian, didn't realize it was a lie until the 5th time I met her or something :P


Also, I went to see a friends new house today. Haha, oh my god we were running around yelling "bahaha look at this shit!".. Haha everything was fucking poorly done. Like even the light switch the guy had fucked up so the hole were the wires came thru the wall was exposed. O M G. Havent laughed so much for a long time.

And the worst thing was, we had smoked out, and one of my friends was making a lot of noise and the heat pump kicked in, and I thought the room was sliding a part, so I was like "shit son, gotta sit down".. But it still didn't make sense. So I got my friend to go to the adjacent corner, touch the ceiling. Could juust about do it. Then he went to the other corner. Same test. Guy couldn't even fucking reach the ceiling ON HIS TOES! LOL.. One of the corners in the room was 10 cm's lower than the three others. But the roof was perfectly leveled!!
It was really like being inside like the fun mirror ride at the carneval, and my friend hadn't noticed a thing when he was there with the realtor. Fucking classic haha. Awesome location though.


Posted by Spacey Orange on Feb-21-2013 05:21:

just made some chinese food MacGyver style. some authentic chow mein noddles, steamed veggies, and some fvcken rocking oyster sauce in a rice cooker. fvcken fantastic. my taste buds are having an orgasm.


Posted by itsamemario on Feb-21-2013 05:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Spacey Orange
just made some chinese food MacGyver style. some authentic chow mein noddles, steamed veggies, and some fvcken rocking oyster sauce in a rice cooker. fvcken fantastic. my taste buds are having an orgasm.


how many sriracha did you put on it?


Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-21-2013 05:33:

quote:
Originally posted by itsamemario
One of the corners in the room was 10 cm's lower than the three others. But the roof was perfectly leveled!!



Posted by Spacey Orange on Feb-21-2013 05:44:

quote:
Originally posted by itsamemario
how many sriracha did you put on it?


sriracha?


Posted by itsamemario on Feb-21-2013 05:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk


haha i know. looking at it made me feel like i was on acid. haha. but the walls were covered in new panels, so the previous owner obviously knew about this, cus he's had to cut the boards progressively longer..
oh my god i just imagined waking up there hungover haha oms..
anyways, picasso house to the max.. but my friends planning on doing lots of stuff, and he's like a carpenter so i guess he knows what he's doing


Posted by Mattsanity on Feb-22-2013 01:14:

Where's Eddie?


Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-22-2013 01:15:

Ed's dead, baby. Ed's dead.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Feb-22-2013 15:53:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/20/us/ca....html?hpt=hp_t1

Yeesh.


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Feb-22-2013 16:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/20/us/ca....html?hpt=hp_t1

Yeesh.


Gross- I'm no Nancy Drew but when a girl goes missing and the last place she was seen was a dodgy hotel, wouldn't you start looking under beds and in water towers?


Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-22-2013 16:11:


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Feb-22-2013 16:15:


Posted by WittyHandle on Feb-22-2013 16:54:


Posted by chach on Feb-22-2013 20:05:

quote:
Originally posted by itsamemario
So I'm back to Nick Swardson doesn't like people who work, then?




Guess due to his new TV show he's not going to be able to make it on the cruise anymore.

Instead now we have Tom Green


Posted by itsamemario on Feb-22-2013 20:18:

quote:
Originally posted by chach


Guess due to his new TV show he's not going to be able to make it on the cruise anymore.

Instead now we have Tom Green


haha yeah, thats a bummer i guess.. havent seen much from him lately though, so maybe he's doing some hilarious underground stuff that'll blow your minds

edit: yup. mindblowing



quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle


haha hes even working the x-fader.. so cute.. my cat only runs his giant tooth across my precious silk tweeters, that asshole haha..


Posted by Mattsanity on Feb-22-2013 22:32:

the coldest comment someone ever told me: I was at the entrance of a casino and the guard said, You're not going in.

4 words that messed me up for years.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Feb-22-2013 22:35:


Posted by Guest on Feb-22-2013 22:51:

BRING IN THE CATS

BRING EM

YEAH

YEAH

http://www.bringinthecats.com/


Posted by itsamemario on Feb-23-2013 00:59:

ARE YOU READY?


Posted by DJ RANN on Feb-23-2013 01:22:

quote:
Originally posted by lacedpills
the coldest comment someone ever told me: I was at the entrance of a casino and the guard said, You're not going in.

4 words that messed me up for years.


Asian being refused entry to a casino?

Sorry Matt, but I just don't buy it.


Posted by itsamemario on Feb-23-2013 02:01:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RANN
Asian being refused entry to a casino?

Sorry Matt, but I just don't buy it.


You go to too fancy casinos. tssk tssk. it's not a real casino if they don't have a designated corner for russian roulette and a permanently hired mopping lady.


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