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Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:09:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
it is incredibly hard... the only thing i can do to ease the pain is everything but the actual intercourse


lol! THE RESTRAINTS!


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:09:

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
Or masturbate I just couldent take not have an orgasm for a day


thats definatly in the same category as "everything but"....
it can be a lifesaver


Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:11:

you must be like a finger-fuck-aholic


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:13:

you'll never know...


Posted by Audio Beverage on Jul-17-2003 06:13:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
thats definatly in the same category as "everything but"....
it can be a lifesaver


oh, woops, sorry my mind just kinda skiped or ignored that line and focused on you not being able to have intercourse oh well! im proud of you!


Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:15:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
you'll never know...


lol. i guess not.


Posted by Audio Beverage on Jul-17-2003 06:16:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
you must be like a finger-fuck-aholic


if her nails are cut short! it means she fingers herself!


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:18:

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
oh, woops, sorry my mind just kinda skiped or ignored that line and focused on you not being able to have intercourse oh well! im proud of you!


thanks! it's probably not something you hear of very often. Im really missing out on alot of sex right now which is sad but you better believe i will make up all that last time when i get married... i will take the first year off just to have sex


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Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:20:

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
if her nails are cut short! it means she fingers herself!


there was a girl at my old school once who mastubated with fake nails at school and got one of her nails lost in her pussy. so they had to call her mom to take her home. it was so fuckin hillarious


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:22:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
there was a girl at my old school once who mastubated with fake nails at school and got one of her nails lost in her pussy. so they had to call her mom to take her home. it was so fuckin hillarious



are you sure that is not an urban legend like the girl who masturbated with a hot dog and it broke so she had to go to the doctor to get it out?


Posted by Audio Beverage on Jul-17-2003 06:23:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
thanks! it's probably not something you hear of very often. Im really missing out on alot of sex right now which is sad but you better believe i will make up all that last time when i get married... i will take the first year off just to have sex



Hmmm, okay, so this is a random question but how many times a day do you have to go for it? (theresa, you can answer this question too )


Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:24:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
are you sure that is not an urban legend like the girl who masturbated with a hot dog and it broke so she had to go to the doctor to get it out?


nah, i was in the nurses office when it happened there were like five other kids with me.


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:26:

hahaha sick!

honestly, about once or twice... sometimes three if i get bored. apparently i won't hit my sexual peak until i am 30, but that may be bullocks because im pretty horny at 21. I usually don't have to resort to masturbating because my boyfriend does it for me


Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:27:

actually its 35... ive done my homework


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:28:

well if i hit my peak at 35 then i will be out of control with one happy husband


Posted by Audio Beverage on Jul-17-2003 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
hahaha sick!

honestly, about once or twice... sometimes three if i get bored. apparently i won't hit my sexual peak until i am 30, but that may be bullocks because im pretty horny at 21. I usually don't have to resort to masturbating because my boyfriend does it for me


whhat! so you have a boyfriend? and you's havent dont it?

oh well, me too 4 at the most a day (or i get sore ) but its usually around 2


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:31:

yes i have a boyfriend who is sad that i won't have sex, but he is very patient and i think he knows he is going to really cash in his chips if he sticks around. He grew up in sydney..


Posted by nic01445 on Jul-17-2003 06:32:

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
whhat! so you have a boyfriend? and you's havent dont it?

oh well, me too 4 at the most a day (or i get sore ) but its usually around 2


yeah really. sore cocks are no fun


Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:34:

a sore dick is one of the worst pains ever


Posted by Audio Beverage on Jul-17-2003 06:35:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
yes i have a boyfriend who is sad that i won't have sex, but he is very patient and i think he knows he is going to really cash in his chips if he sticks around. He grew up in sydney..


OMG That is so wierd how can you' dont want some (of him ) whats holding you back?


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:36:



im the one on tiesto's right and jezza is the head beside tiesto's on the left.. beside jez is keen from melborne


Posted by fuct4less on Jul-17-2003 06:36:

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
OMG That is so wierd how can you' dont want some (of him ) whats holding you back?


id assume morals. its a very difficult concept to learn


Posted by Audio Beverage on Jul-17-2003 06:37:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
a sore dick is one of the worst pains ever


i wonder what viagras like (or if it would help )omg! id soo love to do it like 10 times a day hahah


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jul-17-2003 06:37:

trust me, i want to shag all the time but i made a promise to myself a LONG time ago that i wouldn't and i have waited this long i don't want to blow it now, (well i really DO but i can't...) it is ultimatly frustrating


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