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Im gonna go to bed soon, and i dont want it to hit page 2 while I sleep
'Don't you dare scream'
he might finish this mess if he knew something he probably don't know..
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Originally posted by Orbax Im gonna go to bed soon, and i dont want it to hit page 2 while I sleep |
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Originally posted by Mr Kirk 'Don't you dare scream' |
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Originally posted by vmc he might finish this mess if he knew something he probably don't know.. |
Sebby and/or Patrick - So WHAT HAPPENED??
^^ he was obviously rejected... and not just some simple "no i wont go out with you", but something horrible. crash and burn.
I just noticed he spelt out in the title as "0ut". rofl.
Me: well if she did i dont have her number anymore
Me: so couldnt verify that
Me: only 3 more hours till you get off, thats only ten thousand eight hundred seconds
Me: considering you have lived for 662 256 000 seconds that isnt so much
Me: of course the shityt thing is if you work for 20 more years you are going to spend 202 176 000 seconds working
Me: thats two hundred and two million one hundred seventy six thousand seconds of your life gone forever
Me: and if you were doing the century club
Me: that is 3369600 shots of beer you wont be able to have
Me: which is 280 000 beers you will never get to enjoy
Me: two hundred and eighty thousand beers will be GONE from you
Me: they will not be in your sphere of influence
Me: so kims back on
Me: it was her 7 year old neighbors doing that
Me: whoops
Me: probably shouldnt have told them i was going to kill them
Me: im not talking to myself here
Me: (stewy reference)
hehe was bored and was trying to make friend @ work feel bad
Correction!!! Patrick goes to CSULA and I go to USC! Where does it say that Patrick goes to USC. Get your facts straight. That picture of a guy PIMPING IT with the ladies is Patrick not me. My full first name is Sebastian (sebby - get it, duhhhh) so Patrick has nothing to do with my name. LOL!!! Nice try guys. Boo-yah Grandma!!!
One more thing. In case some of you morons missed what I said, USC ended it's semester at least a month ago! My last day of class was on May 7th. CSULA goes by the quarter semester so their semester ended about 2 weeks ago. Well what do you know. The letter was written around that time. So please try to disprove what I just said. That's right! YOU CANT!!!
Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. What's funny is that you guys are still reading this thread trying to get me busted. Now that's hilarious!!!
I could care less what anyone says about me or Patrick. It's not gonna change the fact that Patrick and I are two completely different people. But go ahead, use your wildest idiotic imaginations. I'll be standing by laughing at each one of them and correcting all your mistakes. BRING IT ON!!!
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Originally posted by sebby Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. |
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Originally posted by sebby BTW, I made this whole thing up. So the jokes on all of you. Have a nice day. Like someone's gonna write some shitty letter like that. Morons!!! |
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Originally posted by sebby Correction!!! Patrick goes to CSULA and I go to USC! Where does it say that Patrick goes to USC. Get your facts straight. That picture of a guy PIMPING IT with the ladies is Patrick not me. My full first name is Sebastian (sebby - get it, duhhhh) so Patrick has nothing to do with my name. LOL!!! Nice try guys. Boo-yah Grandma!!! One more thing. In case some of you morons missed what I said, USC ended it's semester at least a month ago! My last day of class was on May 7th. CSULA goes by the quarter semester so their semester ended about 2 weeks ago. Well what do you know. The letter was written around that time. So please try to disprove what I just said. That's right! YOU CANT!!! Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. What's funny is that you guys are still reading this thread trying to get me busted. Now that's hilarious!!! I could care less what anyone says about me or Patrick. It's not gonna change the fact that Patrick and I are two completely different people. But go ahead, use your wildest idiotic imaginations. I'll be standing by laughing at each one of them and correcting all your mistakes. BRING IT ON!!! |
next time just stick to buying her loads of goodies to wiin her heart, hehe
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Originally posted by sebby Correction!!! Patrick goes to CSULA and I go to USC! Where does it say that Patrick goes to USC. Get your facts straight. That picture of a guy PIMPING IT with the ladies is Patrick not me. My full first name is Sebastian (sebby - get it, duhhhh) so Patrick has nothing to do with my name. LOL!!! Nice try guys. Boo-yah Grandma!!! One more thing. In case some of you morons missed what I said, USC ended it's semester at least a month ago! My last day of class was on May 7th. CSULA goes by the quarter semester so their semester ended about 2 weeks ago. Well what do you know. The letter was written around that time. So please try to disprove what I just said. That's right! YOU CANT!!! Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. What's funny is that you guys are still reading this thread trying to get me busted. Now that's hilarious!!! I could care less what anyone says about me or Patrick. It's not gonna change the fact that Patrick and I are two completely different people. But go ahead, use your wildest idiotic imaginations. I'll be standing by laughing at each one of them and correcting all your mistakes. BRING IT ON!!! |
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Originally posted by TranceGiant quote: Originally posted by sebby Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. quote: Originally posted by sebby BTW, I made this whole thing up. So the jokes on all of you. Have a nice day. Like someone's gonna write some shitty letter like that. Morons!!! |
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Originally posted by sebby Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. quote: Originally posted by sebby BTW, I made this whole thing up. So the jokes on all of you. Have a nice day. Like someone's gonna write some shitty letter like that. Morons!!! |
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Originally posted by TranceGiant |
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Originally posted by sebby Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. |
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Originally posted by sebby BTW, I made this whole thing up. So the jokes on all of you. Have a nice day. Like someone's gonna write some shitty letter like that. Morons!!! |
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Originally posted by TranceGiant |
sebby, I'm sorry to announce but you got
LOLOLOL! We gotta get Swamper here. This one here MUST go to the classic sections. OMG, I never laughed so much out of a thread... This is by far the coolestest thread ever!
this thread reminds me of a bad meal...
it keeps comming back
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originally posted by igottaknow ps I promise this is my last post in this thread |
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originally posted by igottaknow this thread reminds me of a bad meal... it keeps comming back |
god this is still alive!!!!! no wonder why my inbox is full...
c'mon sebby or patrick end it for us!!!
Ok I'll stop. Everyone can believe whatever they want to believe. Take the blue pill.
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quote: Originally posted by sebby Even better news!!! Patrick hooked up with another girl. He could care less about Ashley. As for the letter I don't think he cares anymore. quote: Originally posted by sebby BTW, I made this whole thing up. So the jokes on all of you. Have a nice day. Like someone's gonna write some shitty letter like that. Morons!!! |
whoa, i just got an idea. what if we all write letters similar to sebby's just for the fuck of it. i mean if sebby's was a fake like he said it was than no hard feelings right?
ill start:
dear (insert girls name here) ,
its me (insert loser's name here) here, or you may also know me as "sore dickling" (damn friends. rolf.) i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me some time. i am a really fun person and would like to get to know you better. so maybe on friday i can take you to a goodwill or walmart or something. oh, and btw, i like the way you shit... i mean i like how you make me shit...... dammit!!! i mean i think youre shit. anyways i guess im asking you out right now cuz im honestly getting a little sick of masturbating 7 times per day lately. and i love the way you sit there in english class picking your nose like youre looking for something special. and how you always come late to class with that bloody toilet paper hanging outta your shoe...
hey you remember that time i followed you home and hung outside your window just to see you change that night and how you got that tampon stuck in your cameltoe. wow. that made my pee-pee place so hard i went immediately home and jerked off to a picture of my cat. (oh shit!!! i wasnt supposed to talk about that!!! i forgot that you didnt know that!!!)
oh and did i mention im a fun guy who fucks bagels?
btw, i like making abbreviations see look here's an example:
FUCK= F.U.C.K.
lol. im soooooo fuuuuunnnyyyy
so if youre up for the date, e-mail me at needspussy@fucksbagels.com
love always "sore dickling"
LOL!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! you made my day, man! good one!!!
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