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your friends a looser

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Originally posted by Araz your friends a looser

better then a loser.

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Originally posted by StereoPrincess I think this letter is cute. Minus the shit part and the fly part and the Pizda part (you don't want to be explaining how you got your nickname). Obviously from what I gather, Patrick and this girl have been talking in class and Patrick would like to see if this can go anywhere. I think you totally should write a letter, its really nice. If it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, but at least the girl will see that there are nice guys out there and not just ones that are cocks walking around full of themselves.

LOOK!!! she said "cute"! that secretly means "i pity your sorry ass". trust me, dont do the cute, insecure thing, because i know that it doesnt work. listen to a veteran loser here: the longest the "pity me" approach worked for me was 3 days. dont use it. even if you have to break into that house to steal that letter and killing all the witnesses.

best approach would be kinda like that doritos slogo:
"yes youre bold, but are you daring?"

Girls don't deserve so much hard work from guys to get them...
getting the right girl for you should be a simple task.
You shouldn't bust your balls on one girl for 11 weeks just to ask her out...
If writting a letter is the best way to tell her your feelings...then give it to her... Either its well said or not... If she really likes you, she will accept to go out with you.

So give it or tell her in preson before its too late... don't waste any more time !

But if she refuse... Don't pull the trigger yet.
She doesn't deserve a great guy like you.
Your time will come. You'll find a better girl.



You can say this to your friend

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Originally posted by DJ Charlie Girls don't deserve so much hard work from guys to get them... getting the right girl for you should be a simple task. You shouldn't bust your balls on one girl for 11 weeks just to ask her out... If writting a letter is the best way to tell her your feelings...then give it to her... Either its well said or not... If she really likes you, she will accept to go out with you. So give it or tell her in preson before its too late... don't waste any more time ! But if she refuse... Don't pull the trigger yet. She doesn't deserve a great guy like you. Your time will come. You'll find a better girl. You can say this to your friend

An enhancement: if she refuses... give her another shot of vodka
Eventually she will change her mind (it's all about persistence )

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Originally posted by DJ Charlie Girls don't deserve so much hard work from guys to get them... getting the right girl for you should be a simple task. You shouldn't bust your balls on one girl for 11 weeks just to ask her out... If writting a letter is the best way to tell her your feelings...then give it to her... Either its well said or not... If she really likes you, she will accept to go out with you. So give it or tell her in preson before its too late... don't waste any more time ! But if she refuse... Don't pull the trigger yet. She doesn't deserve a great guy like you. Your time will come. You'll find a better girl. You can say this to your friend

I absolutely agree, not a single girl on the planet is worth as much trouble as we guys sometimes go to for girls, remember the saying: Plenty of fish in the sea.

As soon as you find yourself obsessing or daydreaming about a particular girl, STOP and go to the next girl! And stop making such an issue out of that, meeting new girls for a normal guy is as natural as breathing!

so what did dhe say??
btw, the letter was fine (if he did the changes recommended here)
and I think it was a great idea!!
I would do that too if I were in his position.....

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Originally posted by sebby Not as funny as your gay ass avatar. Where's Scott Stevens when you need him so that AI can get his ass checked into the hospital.

AI is still the best, scott stevens should be checked by lindros dirty style so he cant walk any more

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Originally posted by politcs_of_danc yah i like this idea...buy her a rose, she will be smitten like a naive girl, then she will go out with you, you will be nice to her then dump her when you get what you want...THE END jk jk jk

Yeah for smitten naive girls! Eh, i dont know if it word work on her....but then again, probably because that letter sounds like it was written by some person my age (16) or younger, so the girl would be about the same age and i dont think very highly of the depth and/or intelligence of most my age. So she'd fall for it.Probably....
~pAULA~~

some preety interesting and above average insights here, but they still lack solidness. let me start with the letter. the idea of writing a girl a letter is fucking WRONG. Its a huge pointer that you are a wuss and girls dont like wussies. they use them to buy them stuff and have them as friends. if you lack confidence, go to the mall, just walk and try to hold eye contact with every girl that passes you by, and if she responds back, you can smile and/or say hi as youre passing each other. you dont have to stop. next step is www.fastseduction.com and doubleyourdating.com. give it a go, it will change your life. it certainly changed mine

let me sum that letter up (yet again haha):
This is pretty much whats going on there... in my translation.

Hey Ashley,
I am a loser. I have no friends. Remember Me? The professor forced you to be my note partner. Well let me tell you all about me. I am often bored. I eat McDonalds A lot because it is cheap. I think i am funny but I am not. I think of you as shit. I didnt get the hint when you didnt answer my emails. I have a small penis. Something not funy about Bagels. (wtf was he talking about bagels for) I have no balls. Hopefully you pity me enough to go on a date with me. Well thanks for your time.

Love you a million,
pussy.

Wow that makes it so much easier to understand.

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Originally posted by rb2k1 let me sum that letter up (yet again haha): This is pretty much whats going on there... in my translation. Hey Ashley, I am a loser. I have no friends. Remember Me? The professor forced you to be my note partner. Well let me tell you all about me. I am often bored. I eat McDonalds A lot because it is cheap. I think i am funny but I am not. I think of you as shit. I didnt get the hint when you didnt answer my emails. I have a small penis. Something not funy about Bagels. (wtf was he talking about bagels for) I have no balls. Hopefully you pity me enough to go on a date with me. Well thanks for your time. Love you a million, pussy. Wow that makes it so much easier to understand.

lol
sheesh, man! give him a break........
I don't see anything wrong about that idea.... sure, there are some stuff that need improvement but hey, overall it's a good idea...
the fact that he's asking her out on a letter doesn't have to mean he's a pussy or something....
he just lacks a little confidence with girls.. that's all... maybe he lacks expirience and that's why he lacks confidence or something.... but that's something you get over... and I think most chances are that she'll decide to give him a chance... I mean, after all, he's been having a crush on her for 11 weeks... the least she can do is give the poor guy a chance....
oh well......
what can I say..... good luck to him!!!

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Originally posted by rb2k1 Hey Ashley, I am a loser. I have no friends. Remember Me? The professor forced you to be my note partner. Well let me tell you all about me. I am often bored. I eat McDonalds A lot because it is cheap. I think i am funny but I am not. I think of you as shit. I didnt get the hint when you didnt answer my emails. I have a small penis. Something not funy about Bagels. (wtf was he talking about bagels for) I have no balls. Hopefully you pity me enough to go on a date with me. Well thanks for your time.

ROTFLMAO! harsh but true, btw i don't think we'll hear an update cause she aint goin to respond.

I wonder- did we save him in time?

Don't forget guys! If she doesn't respond soon, she'll still have to face him eventually. They're gonna reunite on the first day of the Summer quarter in an Accounting class which is on June 23rd. I can't wait to see the outcome of this.

Any predictions?!?!?! Ahh who am I kidding. You guys are gonna come up with twisted predictions that won't even sound realistic.

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Originally posted by sebby Any predictions?!?!?! Ahh who am I kidding. You guys are gonna come up with twisted predictions that won't even sound realistic.

like how shes really an alien with tentacles that come outta her pussy and strangle little children for food? or that your friend will get so nervous about it that eventually his head will explode from all the stress? or...

shes gonna drop her summer accounting class
lol

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Originally posted by Photo_bot_2k1 shes gonna drop her summer accounting class lol

rofl

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Originally posted by sebby They're gonna reunite on the first day of the Summer quarter in an Accounting class which is on June 23rd. I can't wait to see the outcome of this.

So he is stalking her on what classes she it taking and such then?


well reunite will be the right word because that will be the next time that they see each other. And it will be an awkard moment too.

First off! They're already friends. Sorry, no stalking here. It was just a method my friend decided to do. One of those fuck it, let's see what happens. As stupid as the letter may sound to you, it just may work.

he should just phone her and stop waiting...

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Originally posted by kewlness he should just phone her and stop waiting...

He shouldn't even bother, I mean he's fucked already...

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Originally posted by Tranc3 He shouldn't even bother, I mean he's fucked already...

why, man? maybe she'll say yes!! you can never know...

I tried the same thing once, but it didn't work.

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