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Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-21-2013 03:11:

lol


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Mar-21-2013 12:48:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Yeah I understand that. one husband could do a lot of damage, but imagine how much good one wife could do


I love pussy, don't get me wrong. But fucking a client who is in no way going to get me more business. I will probably pop a Viagra and let nature decide.


Posted by Vector A on Mar-21-2013 17:31:

Found a random dog wandering the neighborhood:



Only had tags for a vet, so I called them and they're trying to contact the owners.


Posted by Intellekshual on Mar-21-2013 20:34:


How can these people even function?


Posted by Vector A on Mar-21-2013 20:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Vector A
Found a random dog wandering the neighborhood:

Returned him to his owner.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-21-2013 20:37:

Nice one, Jingles!


Posted by Vector A on Mar-21-2013 20:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual

How can these people even function?

Well, I certainly wouldn't want to watch my grandpa fucking a man!


Posted by Ted Promo on Mar-21-2013 20:50:

Coiled up in concert with four knocking knees, bent in sharp degrees and interlocked. A dad for all parts future. Eccentric tantra, a held gasp shuttered out by clenched teeth and parched pursed lips. A 50s baby. Best at bikes and biking and a thoroughbred set of cyclic thighs. Describing the landscape, he cradles my hand, calves jutting into position as we traverse the outstretched terrain of proper jagged rocks, smut-filled harbor air. This was, at once, a dad for the ages. Shadowed entirely by five'o' clock stubble, traipsing through nature's rubble. A dad with only a come-hither stare and an aura of perception involuntarily aware. Broiled up and conserve, sore shocking crease folded over the most carnal secrets. Each and every carnival we went to in a matter of seconds, just by holding hands and remembering that youth can fractal into permanence. If only we can stay away forever, dad tells me. He brought only one tent. It is lacy. He says. Tree cutting. We are going to learn to be sturdy lumberjacks and read the stars and yawn real far before a lake that stretches to the finite, fragrant horizon. He turns my wrists over and kisses both, then placing a gameboy color in one hand and steering me toward a nearby log while he readies all and every rotten slit of our ceremonial, ritualistic, occult, trust camp. Grimoires, spells, long sought for familiarity with our waistlines ands their comparative differences upon tedious inspection. All my merit badges aligned along in a row of mmmmmmm. Dads.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-21-2013 20:53:


Posted by stren on Mar-21-2013 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual

How can these people even function?




Posted by Lira on Mar-21-2013 21:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual

How can these people even function?



Posted by Moongoose on Mar-21-2013 22:13:

I love it that this is a family show, and that it has kids in the live audience.






Posted by itsamemario on Mar-21-2013 22:48:

whats the guy saying to her before she poles around?


Posted by Lira on Mar-21-2013 22:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose
I love it that this is a family show, and that it has kids in the live audience.

With a name like Sokolova, I expected no less

Edit: Also, the Ukraine. They know how to work with Poles there


Posted by srussell0018 on Mar-22-2013 14:27:

http://pokemonxniccage.tumblr.com/

Nic Cage's face on all 151 first generation pokemon.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-22-2013 15:10:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/201...nua-achebe-dies

:/


Posted by Lagrangian on Mar-22-2013 17:43:

Ate Carbs yesterday, I feel awful.


Posted by Vector A on Mar-26-2013 15:06:

People always think I'm a Jew.

Offered to help someone on her math homework at school yesterday. Like twenty seconds after meeting me, she randomly asks, "Are you Jewish?" Just have a Jewish "look" about me, I suppose.


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Mar-26-2013 15:42:

As tu un gros nez?


Posted by Vector A on Mar-26-2013 15:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
As tu un gros nez?

Oui.


Posted by itsamemario on Mar-26-2013 16:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
As tu un gros nez?


It's official. I no longer need the aid of google translate to understand french. lol


Posted by Lagrangian on Mar-26-2013 16:28:

'We should have just picked our own cotton'

https://mobile.twitter.com/GSElevator/tweets

Lol!!


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Mar-26-2013 17:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Vector A
Oui.


When I do the backstroke, all the kids yell,"Shark!"

Aquiline power.


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Mar-26-2013 17:20:

ps. die juden.


Posted by Vector A on Mar-26-2013 17:31:

Le juif !


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