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Posted by Yohan on Jan-18-2012 19:31:

The Official TOTA TFC/soccer/footy thread

For everything soccer/football related

Starting off with lulz

Shit Balotelli has done

His antics to date:

· Ł10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· Ł300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won Ł25,000 in a casino, gave Ł1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a Ł120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with Ł 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands Ł50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

Posted by Yohan on Jan-18-2012 19:33:

http://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/10...4&minorcatid=11

Toronto FC vs LA Galaxy for Concacaf Champions League quarterfinal match Wed 7 March, 8pm

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jan-18-2012 19:36:

TFC really needs to turn things around soon or else it won't be long before they close the doors on this experiment.

Posted by Yohan on Jan-18-2012 20:03:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
TFC really needs to turn things around soon or else it won't be long before they close the doors on this experiment.
TFC has too much hardcore support so it won't go away.

As of last Fri, the CCL game vs LA has 25k sold (at SkyDome)

Posted by Endgame on Jan-18-2012 20:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
TFC has too much hardcore support so it won't go away.

As of last Fri, the CCL game vs LA has 25k sold (at SkyDome)

Are you going? I'm looking forward to it. Wonder how the Dome will be for soccer.

Posted by Special K on Jan-18-2012 20:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Endgame
Wonder how the Dome will be for soccer.

Cold, boring and sterile like it is for any other event there?

Posted by LightsOut on Jan-18-2012 20:16:

I'll be going with the u-sector boys. Not a fan of this little "experiment" though, imo all our home games should always be at BMO, unless it's not available for a valid reason, like construction of a roof.

Posted by Special K on Jan-18-2012 21:02:

ps. Another El Clasico just started.

pps. Some good games on Sunday (Shit-eh vs. Spurs, Gunners v Man U) to lead into the afternoon NFL action. Should be a good day.

Posted by Yohan on Jan-18-2012 21:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Endgame
Are you going? I'm looking forward to it. Wonder how the Dome will be for soccer.
I already have my tix in supporter's section!

Posted by Yohan on Jan-18-2012 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Special K
Cold, boring and sterile like it is for any other event there?

meh. atmosphere should be better for this game. at least in supporter's section anyways

Posted by Adamo on Jan-19-2012 01:02:

Posted by Mach X on Jan-19-2012 01:10:

Re: The Official TOTA TFC/soccer/footy thread

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
· Ł10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· Ł300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won Ł25,000 in a casino, gave Ł1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a Ł120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with Ł 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands Ł50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

I'd so pretty much all of the same thing!

LMAO @ The "Balotelli will see you now" in the club

Posted by malek on Jan-19-2012 01:51:

guys the party is over... Montreal is joining the league and your fun is officially a thing of the past (or whatever little of it you had anyways).

Posted by CMR on Jan-19-2012 01:57:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
guys the party is over... Montreal is joining the league and your fun is officially a thing of the past (or whatever little of it you had anyways).

Because the yet-to-play Impact are going to be so awesome and so much better than the TFC, right?

Posted by Yohan on Jan-19-2012 02:36:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
guys the party is over... Montreal is joining the league and your fun is officially a thing of the past (or whatever little of it you had anyways).
Limp Act will always be made fun of.

Speaking of Limp Act, Easter Weekend. TFC @ Mtl at the Big O on Sat. Leafs at Habs Sat night. Bal en Blanc Sun night. Yep. Sounds like recipe for an epic weekend.

Posted by Yohan on Jan-19-2012 02:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan

As of last Fri, the CCL game vs LA has 25k sold (at SkyDome)

http://www.lagalaxy.com/news/2012/0...n-david-beckham

David Beckham re-signs with LA Galaxy.

All the screaming teen girls will ensure that SkyDome will be sold out

Posted by Yohan on Jan-19-2012 05:30:

Posted by malek on Jan-19-2012 13:46:

quote:
Originally posted by CMR
Because the yet-to-play Impact are going to be so awesome and so much better than the TFC, right?

easily

Posted by loconet on Jan-19-2012 15:10:

Any good parties in MTL the weekend of TFC vs Limpact?

Posted by samhouse on Jan-20-2012 16:27:

4 tix to the Champions league game bought!!

Posted by Yohan on Jan-20-2012 17:15:

quote:
Originally posted by loconet
Any good parties in MTL the weekend of TFC vs Limpact?
bal en blanc

Posted by Yohan on Jan-20-2012 18:53:

David Beckham officially re-signed with LA Galaxy.

Also 35k tix sold for the CCL match. If you want to go, buy your tix now. (supposedly capped at 45k for this match)

Posted by Yohan on Jan-23-2012 17:22:

Latest Canadian to turn traitor

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/spor...article2307415/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Leroux

Posted by ItalianPoiSon on Jan-23-2012 18:15:

Re: The Official TOTA TFC/soccer/footy thread

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
His antics to date:

· Ł10,000 in parking fines.
· Car has been impounded 27 times.
· Ł300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
· Won Ł25,000 in a casino, gave Ł1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
· Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
· Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
· Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
· The "bib" saga.
· Had a Ł120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
· Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
· Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
· Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
· Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
· Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
· Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
· He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
· Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
· After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
· Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with Ł 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
· Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
· Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
· Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
· Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
· Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
· Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
· Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
· Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
· Hands Ł50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
· Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
· Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
· Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

hes awesome lol

Posted by Yohan on Jan-23-2012 20:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Yohan
Latest Canadian to turn traitor

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/spor...article2307415/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Leroux

And a blog about LeJudas, because shit like this makes my blood boil (one of few buttons in my mild mannered personality...)

http://www.canadiansoccernews.com/c...st-of-the-Story

Whoregreaves, Assmear Beggarvic, Tear Bumbury, they all aren't on my x mas list

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