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Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:11:

See... I don't even have herpes

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:11:

quote:
Originally posted by nic01445
such an idealist. the majority of people (especially women) have benign stds anyway. i have herpes symplex one on the mouth! i r 1337.

that right there makes me almost never wanna be with a girl again...

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-16-2003 08:11:

omg guys. im listnin to The Scarab vs Inzite - Unity of Earth 2002.

im being pwnd!

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:12:

Nope, I have been cheked.. I am squeaky clean!

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-16-2003 08:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
See... I don't even have herpes

lol. 80% of the population has some form of the Herpes virus, so dont feel like you are safe.

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:12:

the hub aint working

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-16-2003 08:13:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
the hub aint working

punch it in the face.

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:14:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
that right there makes me almost never wanna be with a girl again...

Wow, I can't even contemplate the idea of not having sex... geez

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:14:

i tried that, it fought me back

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Wow, I can't even contemplate the idea of not having sex... geez

masturbation is a poor substitute, too

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-16-2003 08:15:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
i tried that, it fought me back

offer it oral pleasure.

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:16:

nah, it might have herpes

Posted by Audio Beverage on Jul-16-2003 08:16:

quote:
Originally posted by nic01445
lol. 80% of the population has some form of the Herpes virus, so dont feel like you are safe.

hmm, true. mouth ulcers are the mildest form of the herpes virus (and everyone has had a mouth ulcer)

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:16:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
masturbation is a poor substitute, too

I dunno, if it's done well, it can be just as good.. HA HA! (especially after I have been drinking, hmm wonder why?)

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:17:

is that like a cancre sore?

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-16-2003 08:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
I dunno, if it's done well, it can be just as good.. HA HA! (especially after I have been drinking, hmm wonder why?)

yeah, but women get multiple orgasms. for dudes, you get one shot (pun intended) to make it as awesome as possible. and if it sucks, well, it sucks!

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:18:

Man the world is just disease infested... CONTAMINATION I TELL YOU!! Well I am fucked to get some type of crap.. Oh well, as long as it doesn't kill me, or stop me from having sex, I am a happy camper!

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-16-2003 08:19:

quote:
Originally posted by fuct4less
is that like a cancre sore?

if by "cancre sore" you mean "cold sore" or "fever blister," then yes.

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
I dunno, if it's done well, it can be just as good.. HA HA! (especially after I have been drinking, hmm wonder why?)

umm beer lowers the body temperature (or was it the other way around?) and all that masturbatory friction feels warmer i guess, so it feels better and you have an orgasm faster... i think

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:19:

quote:
Originally posted by nic01445
yeah, but women get multiple orgasms. for dudes, you get one shot (pun intended) to make it as awesome as possible. and if it sucks, well, it sucks!

Very true... man I love the way womens organs work... it's great!

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-16-2003 08:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Man the world is just disease infested... CONTAMINATION I TELL YOU!! Well I am fucked to get some type of crap.. Oh well, as long as it doesn't kill me, or stop me from having sex, I am a happy camper!

wut if it turned you into a bug? u can still have sex with other bugs...

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:20:

I dunno, I think alcohol just makes me one huge horn ball, sex crazed maniac, and so any attention is great!

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:21:

now this is gettin a little dirty

Posted by RandomGirl on Jul-16-2003 08:21:

quote:
Originally posted by nic01445
wut if it turned you into a bug? u can still have sex with other bugs...

Well is the sex as good as the sex I have now?

Posted by fuct4less on Jul-16-2003 08:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
I dunno, I think alcohol just makes me one huge horn ball, sex crazed maniac, and so any attention is great!

inner feelings perhaps?

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