Here is one I've personally used many times. It's not perfect, but you can tweak the speech as needed in your program of choice. There are many voices to choose from, but I prefer the female Audrey. Check it out:
do a search for the words you want. Then get the audiobook. There are also plenty of CDs with stupid EDM approved words like FUCK the DJ , or to the MOON. Love is a miracle in some weird East European accent.
I find these sorts of vocals incredibly tacky and without purpose. Like adding a sample of a kazoo because you have a sample of a kazoo rather than that sample having some reason being there.