"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."
"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."
Apr-18-2005 23:43
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
quote:
Originally posted by Fundamental
Rolls, almost as good as sammidges!
Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction?
pulp fiction.
Would you rather:
Slide down a fireman's pole, which is laiden with thumb-tacks, buck ass nekked . .
OR
Be submerged in mayonaise until you suffocate?
Apr-19-2005 00:11
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
fireman's pole......i think
have just one good sexual experience once...
or have lots of shitty sexual experiences
Apr-19-2005 00:14
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
fireman's pole......i think
have just one good sexual experience once...
or have lots of shitty sexual experiences
shitty ones.
would you rather:
in NBA basketball
have the ball heated to 400 degrees C?
or
instead of having free throws, have trivia questions?
Apr-19-2005 00:19
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
trivia questions!
being arrested for child pornography, or heroin with intent to sell
Apr-19-2005 00:23
enferno
Penus Maximus
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: jesus land
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
trivia questions!
being arrested for child pornography, or heroin with intent to sell
heroin. cuz then i would be a king on the inside yo
ass raped by 2 large donkeys?
or?
sex with your mom?
Apr-19-2005 03:36
teegee
tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: head over heels
quote:
Originally posted by enferno
heroin. cuz then i would be a king on the inside yo
ass raped by 2 large donkeys?
or?
sex with your mom?
mom i guess. i shouldnt have answered this one.
soooo:
doomed to masturbate forever: no sex or experiences with the opposite gender
OR
all you can eat is ranch dressing for the rest of your life