Speaking of the word "Xmas," I've got a bit of a story.
About 3 years ago I was at my then-girlfriend's house in mid-December, and she was a bit of a religious chick.
She was decorating the huge rear bay window of her house that overlooks her backyard with that spray on snow shit, and she was writing things in it with her finger.
"Damn," she says. "What," I chirped back, bored off my ass. "I can't fit the word 'Christmas' on here." Surely enough she couldn't, as the window was split into 3 sections and she was trying to put it all into one section. I suggest that she put "Xmas" instead of "Christmas." She turns to me with a bit of a scowl and states "but then the word 'Christ' won't be in there."
Immediately, I blew up with laughter for a good solid 5 minutes, falling off the couch and knocking over some glass figurines in her family room on a side table.
Hahah oh man her family just loooooved me.
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