|Originally posted by Miss Pie |
Hm, so Hal gave up his toys and moved to Canada then. Interesting.
Actually, he smuggled them to Nunavut, and they're now living in Greenland. All Selma had to do was make a drawing of Muhammad to show the Danish government she's not a hardcore Muslim (ask Jori, she knows all about it). Her drawings are actually quite good, as her Muhammad had a six-pack and fought infidels with laser beams.
Selma is awesome like that. Or, at least, I believe she is, because let's face it: It's not like this could have ever happened. Hal wouldn't ever get married to someone he met on the internet - as you said - and we all know there are no girls on the internet for him to get married to
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