A webcomic I follow recently asked us to draw and submit the stereotype from our state/country and explain it. Denmark was already taken, so I did Kentucky.
Kentucky is fiercely divided between the rednecks (overdone), hipsters-who-look-like-they-are-homeless and the ghetto-rednecks. I picked the ghetto-rednecks since they seem more abundant than regular rednecks.
- Despite waving her southern pride flag and being extremely racist she only listens to rap music and country.
- Is obsessed with Reality Tv and local sports.
- Is proud of the fact she has never left Kentucky.
- Dyes her hair monotone platinum blond (black streaks of 'low lights' and 'skunk look' optional) but neglects to touch up her dark brown roots.
- Eyebrows uneven and overplucked
- Is obsessed with the tanning bed/spray tan, giving her an unnatural orange tan (then she cakes on the make-up causing her face to be a different color than her body).
-Constantly reapplying cheap make-up resulting in clumpy mascara and layers that crack when their expression changes.
- Eats poorly and drinks Bud Light every day, developing a gut despite an otherwise slender physique
- Despite this still thinks she's sexy and wears teeny-tiny daisy dukes and tank tops.
- Has been smoking since maw and paw gave them their first cigarette at 13.
-Biggest dream is to be on American Idol
- Solves her problems by fighting. Fist fighting is a common event within their family.
- Has several tattoos of guy's names she dated.
- Usually has a kid by the age of 17, married out of high school and divorced by 21.
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