A. Call whenever u feel like it.
Q. sex in the morning or sex at night?
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An idea for your answering machines
Hello,
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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