quote: | Harrrrrrrrrrrrr avast ye landlubbers! |
Don't ya point that sharpe sabre at I matee! Cuz it's time for thee pirate joke.
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do ya mean matee?" said the pirate, "I feel fine. Arghhh"
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now. ARGHHH"
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."
"Well .... arghhh it was my first day with the hook."
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Life is meant to be seen in pink.
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