http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyXdrpuZrE
Check these lyrics out, pure lyrical genius:
They see me mowing
My front lawn,
I know they're thinking I'm so white and nerdy.
Thinkin' I'm just too white and nerdy.
Thinkin I'm just too white and nerdy.
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.
I want to roll with,
The gangstas,
But so far they think I'm just too white and nerdy.
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
I'm just too white and nerdy,
Really white and nerdy.
First in my class at MIT,
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D,
MC Echer that's my favourite emcee,
Keep your 40-ounce, I'll just have an earl grey tea.
My rims never spin, to the contrary,
You'll find that they're quite stationary.
All my action figures are cherry,
Stephen Hawking's in my library,
And my myspace page is totally pimped-out,
Got people beggin for my top-8 spaces,
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places.
Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces.
I order all my sandwiches with mayonnaise,
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days,
Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers move so fast, it's like a place of blaze,
It's a killer rap, I haven't run
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Dude, I do Calculus just for fun.
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun.
'Happy Days' is my favourite theme song,
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping-pong,
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on,
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon.
They see me roll on
My Segway.
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas,
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspecting
X-Men comics you know I collect them.
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them.
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored.
Searching online for deals on rewriteable media,
I've had it with Wikipedia.
I remember The Holy Grail really well,
I could recite it right now,
And have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L.
I got a business through a website,
When my friends need some code voodoo who they call,
I do H-T-M-L for them all.
Even made a webpage for my dog.
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack,
They were having a sale down at the GAP.
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap,
Pop! Pop! hope no one sees me getting freaky.
I'm nerdy in the extreme,
and whiter than sour cream.
I was in A/V club,
and the Glee club,
and even the Chess team.
The only question I, ever thought was hard,
is "do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair,
I got my name on my underwear.
They see me strolling,
They laughin',
And rolling their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy.
Just because I'm white and nerdy.
Just because I'm white and nerdy.
All because I'm white and nerdy.
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy.
I wanna bowl with
the gangstas
But oh well it's obvious I'm just too white and nerdy.
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
I'm just too white and nerdy.
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.
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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.
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