Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
im guessing when she didn't put out people decided the date wasn't worth it.
Ate their share of dessert and then proceeded to run off to the toilet and puke it up for the next hour.
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Despite the name, it looks like Shannon's a goer.
My 'date summary' guess is: Two drinks is enough for sex in the back seat. She probably has a small car though, so no 5 stars for her!
So inconsiderate.
Shannon, its one of those upper end of the scale, bad American names people give their kids when they're either not sure of it being a girl or boy.
You never know, she might have a caravan!
Aug-04-2010 09:36
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
You never know, she might have a caravan!
Only slightly more comfortable than the back seat of a car.
Caravans attract chavs though, or bogans, in the case of this fair country. I suppose some of them might have showers (the caravans, not the bogans). You'd need one.
I'll leave Shazza for for someone else.
Aug-04-2010 09:46
Lilith
Meowsies!
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
Oh come on, she's poor, inevitably white and when you combine the two there's bound to be some serious fireworks in the vain hope of a serious change of direction in her life.
Plus, when you're washing the shame away, you can possibly sneak out the shower window.
Aug-04-2010 09:52
EgosXII
Aphorism
Registered: Apr 2007
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Apparently that can be treated with radioactive iodine or something as a permanent solution, beats being mauled on a daily basis trying to get the mongrel to eat its pill, though, probably quite expensive.
too poor for anything that serious i'm afraid
luckily turns out she's not too bad with me giving it to her
hopefully she can take the pills though, and doesn't make her vomit and stuff, longterm...
Aug-04-2010 11:06
epicaricacy
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2010
Location: brass monkey, that funky monkey.
i'm not usually the type that eats chips, but fuck you doritos for making an awesome late night cheeseburger flavour.
Aug-04-2010 17:38
WittyHandle
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Registered: Jun 2008
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^^ So good. I was really surprised.
Aug-04-2010 17:41
epicaricacy
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Registered: Mar 2010
Location: brass monkey, that funky monkey.
i made an awesome yogurt/garlic/green onion/dill dip to go with them. And by dip i mean my cum.
Aug-04-2010 17:51
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
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And by "made your own dip" you mean you like men.
Aug-04-2010 18:35
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
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Did you serve it in a bread bowl?
Aug-04-2010 18:36
epicaricacy
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2010
Location: brass monkey, that funky monkey.
replace "bread bowl", by "yeast infection" and we are getting warmer.