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quote: | Originally posted by Dior Homme
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Good idea but would never work when something like 80% of their seats are already sold to season ticket holders, mostly corporate ones at that.
quote: | Originally posted by zyklon-jay
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Habs are about to put on a demo of how to actually go through a rebuilding phase which for a normal team lasts 2-3 years. New coach/gm, decent draft pick (hopefully), get rid of the baggage (still got a couple contracts to clear) and likely the season after the next one they'll be stronger than they've been in a long time.
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Apr-11-2012 04:24
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada
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The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodaiki a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775',he said.
'Very good!'
Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Little Hodaiki: 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
'Excellent!' said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more
difficult...'
Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'
Once again, Hodaiki's was the only hand in the air and he said:
'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves, Little Hodaiki isn't from this country and he knows more
about our history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F . . k the Japs,'
'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.
Little Hodaiki put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glared around and asks, 'All right! Now who said that!?'
Again, Little Hodaiki said, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister,1991.'
Now furious, another student yelled, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Little Hodaiki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to
the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Little Hodaiki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael
Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, We're screwed!'
Little Hodaiki said quietly, 'The Toronto Maple Leafs, 2012.'
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