See? I'm glad someone agrees with me!



MORE ASS WIPERS AT THE PORT-A-POTTIES PLEASE.

EI had: ping pong, SEVERAL TVs for the Belgium vs USA game, bubble ballon lights for the nighttime to illuminate the party (introduced in the May party), more porto potties because the line up for washroom as long, more food truck vendors (if it was a long lineup take an walk and come back, I did and it worked) and yet there are still complaints?

I guess by the 6th year of running EI they will have gotten everything right.... correct? The 2017 editions of EI will include but not limited to: 4K menu displays, wireless phone charging, valet parking, treehouse amenities and flashlights with 6000 lumens for all retards walking into trees or can't find their loved ones.


Can't wait.

Nap stations, massage tables, showers, and you forgot personal ass wipers at the bathrooms. Also someone/some people to brush my hair for me. And anyone else whose hair will need brushing.

And maybe a conveyor belt, like at the airport, from the ferry to the entrance so we don't have to actually walk there.

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Originally posted by Dior Homme wireless phone charging,

That one is not the most awful idea! Phone charger was broken in the car, only was in the hotel but a few minutes while we got ready and smashed a beer.

I had my phone on powersaving mode and on silent to preserve any battery I had. Missed a lot of texts and didn't take no where as many pics or vids I intended to.

I was at LFP in 2011 and they had these vending machine chargers things. Pretty much like lockers, you buy by the hour, or just put your credit card in, open up a mini locker, put phone in there, plug it in and lock it. Come back later and check on your charged phone. LOTS of people were using it.

And right now, kibash that whole electronic payment thing, FUCK.DAT! Maybe one or two booths that allows you to buy tokens or something and have the set up for debit/credit payments to get tokens to redeem at the vendors. Or where you looking for those ATMs that gave out $80 at a time?

As for the ass wipers, who takes a dump at the party?! Seriously, grow up people!

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Originally posted by Mach X As for the ass wipers, who takes a dump at the party?! Seriously, grow up people! :P

Uh, people do.

Everything the promoters controlled was top notch . I usually hang out near the fronts so I didn't notice the levels

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Come on, more atms? After how many years of going out, you still can't budget ahead and withdraw enough cash before you enter the park?

Truth.

We've all grown up with having it so easy to obtain cash that there really is no excuse. It's not the 80s anymore where you had to wait in line on a friday, for an hour, surrounding by ppl smoking, just so you could have some dough to spend on the wknd

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Originally posted by Mach X That one is not the most awful idea! Phone charger was broken in the car, only was in the hotel but a few minutes while we got ready and smashed a beer. I had my phone on powersaving mode and on silent to preserve any battery I had. Missed a lot of texts and didn't take no where as many pics or vids I intended to.

There's an easy solution for that - carry your own portable charger. I would highly recommend investing in one. They come in handy for any outdoor activity - camping, hiking, music festivals, road trips, long flights, even Danny Tenaglia marathon sets...

I got one, but it's a little bulky, looking buy one of those tiny pocket ones, almost the size of small cigar.

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Originally posted by Mach X As for the ass wipers, who takes a dump at the party?! Seriously, grow up people!

lol party poopers lol

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Originally posted by Swamper Truth. We've all grown up with having it so easy to obtain cash that there really is no excuse. It's not the 80s anymore where you had to wait in line on a friday, for an hour, surrounding by ppl smoking, just so you could have some dough to spend on the wknd

How old are you?

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Originally posted by Mach X I was at LFP in 2011 and they had these vending machine chargers things. Pretty much like lockers, you buy by the hour, or just put your credit card in, open up a mini locker, put phone in there, plug it in and lock it. Come back later and check on your charged phone. LOTS of people were using it. And right now, kibash that whole electronic payment thing, FUCK.DAT!

yeah they had a charging vending machine on the last boat party i went to last year.... pretty awesome if you ask me....
portable chargers are cool, but I dont wanna carry an extra thing in my pocket even thou its very useful...

yes the world revolves on cash and thats the way it should be...

the only issue with electric island is that its held on a monday of the long wknd... everytime i invite somebody out to EI they always have the same response "its on the monday?"... thats the only issue and i still make do and I book the tuesday off...

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