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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

Ben Crabbé rocks.


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Dec-21-2006 09:47  Belgium
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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_...OfATEN_hmDPpAhz

Inventief lol.


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Dec-22-2006 20:35  Belgium
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Elaba!



Registered: May 2006
Location: Bruges

!! Terreurklok !!

goeie poging indeed


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Antony
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Registered: Jun 2005
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Bruges, Belgium

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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

rofl!


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Dec-24-2006 12:56  Belgium
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Jasperovitsj
Zehra roxorzz my boxorzz



Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hoboken, Belgium

Hehe, rond die bepaalde cartoon is nogal wat heisa geweest op ons schoolforum. Ik persoonlijk vind hem geweldig!


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Push2005
Sidechain'd



Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Belgium

Haha, je gaat me toch niet vertellen dat sommigen dáár zelfs al aanstoot aan nemen ? Met wat mag je dan uiteindelijk wel nog lachen

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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Bocholt, Limburg, Belgium

quote:
Originally posted by Real
http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_...OfATEN_hmDPpAhz

Inventief lol.


gisteren stond in de krant dat er met die spelletjes 'gesjoemeld' zou worden. Er zijn kijkers die dat aan de media gemeld hebben en er zouden ook filmpjes op Youtube staan waar dat uit zou blijken. Zo zou men die envellopes met de antwoorden tijdens de live verwisselen, en is het zelfs al gebeurd dat eerder foutieve antwoorden toch goed bleken te zijn

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BZRK
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Desselgem, Belgium

quote:
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gisteren stond in de krant dat er met die spelletjes 'gesjoemeld' zou worden. Er zijn kijkers die dat aan de media gemeld hebben en er zouden ook filmpjes op Youtube staan waar dat uit zou blijken. Zo zou men die envellopes met de antwoorden tijdens de live verwisselen, en is het zelfs al gebeurd dat eerder foutieve antwoorden toch goed bleken te zijn


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VMxjAPAoTg

35e seconde, schandalig.
Die spellekes gaan nie lang meer mee gaan.



En die laatste cartoon hierboven is zalig

Old Post Dec-24-2006 15:00  Belgium
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hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VMxjAPAoTg

35e seconde, schandalig.
Die spellekes gaan nie lang meer mee gaan.



En die laatste cartoon hierboven is zalig

Ge moet vooral de uitleg erbij lezen:

Kijk goed, kijk meerdere malen. Ik zal seconde per seconde uitleggen wat er gebeurt.
00:04: iemand opent de deur van de studio (en komt binnen)
00:07: die persoon sluit de deur weer
00:14: presentatrice ziet de persoon en moet moeite doen om niet te lachen
De persoon kruipt achter het green-screen rechts, onzichtbaar voor kijkers
EN NU KOMT HET
00:34 plots zoomt de camera in op het gezicht van de presentatrice, maar kijk wat er gebeurt rechtsonder in beeld... Je ziet de enveloppe verspringen! Het is niet de hand van de presentatrice, want voor er ingezoomd werd lag haar hand stil en je ziet haar schouder niet bewegen. Zelfs tijdens de enveloppe beweegt kan je even haar vinger in beeld zien komen, ver weg van de omslag. het is dus iemand anders die de enveloppe verwisseld (ik kom er zometeen op terug waarom het niet zomaar verplaatst is)
00:45 tot 00:50 je hoort iemand meerdere keren een deur proberen te sluiten.
00:57 en dit is gewoon stom: de presentatrice gaat kijken in de nieuwe enveloppe! Slim als ze is kent ze het woord dat erin zit niet (het eerste woord moet DRAAKVIS geweest zijn, want toen een beller dat enkele minuten eerder zei, reageerden zowel presentatrice als regie heel vreemd)
01:24: je hoort de regie iets fluisteren in het oortje, waarna de presentatrice begint te lachen. Als je goed luister hoor je "Het is een vogel" met een Hollands accent. Het nieuwe antwoord zal later blijken te zijn IBIS...

Waarom ik zeker ben dat de enveloppe verwisseld is? Kijk goed naar de enveloppe voor de close-up, en kijk dan ook naar de enveloppe na de close-up. Zie je een verschil? (neem het volledig scherm om te kijken) Op de enveloppe na de wissel zit plots een geel vlekje... Scroll zelf eens vlug voor en na de close-up, je ziet dat het niet dezelfde enveloppe is.


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Dec-24-2006 15:40  Belgium
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Elaba!



Registered: May 2006
Location: Bruges

omg
wtf.. zoon bedrog


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