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haha, die zijn kop!

Old Post May-08-2010 18:19  Belgium
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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

Ze zullen geen pisbakken kennen in the US of A zeker? Best wel marginaal anders.


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post May-08-2010 18:27  Belgium
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'Sorry' voor heel Vlaanderen na overspel

DEERLIJK - 'Fanja, het spijt me.' Met een spandoek boven de E17 in Deerlijk vroeg Kwinten gisteren vergiffenis voor zijn overspel aan zijn liefje.

'Ik heb er écht spijt van', vertelt Kwinten, een jongeman van 27 uit Waregem. 'Al vier jaar heb ik een fantastische relatie met Fanja, maar dit weekend heb ik haar bedrogen. Dom en zwak, maar ik kan de klok jammer genoeg niet terugdraaien.'

Ten einde raad hing hij gisterenochtend, in alle vroegte, een spandoek boven de E17 in Deerlijk. 'Fanja rijdt hier elke dag voorbij, op weg naar haar werk. Ik kan alleen maar hopen dat ze mijn boodschap ziet en me vergeeft. Als ik haar hiermee kan terugkrijgen, mag heel Vlaanderen weten dat ik in de fout ben gegaan.'

Jammer genoeg had Fania gisteren een dagje verlof genomen, waardoor ze de E17 niet op kwam. Enkele vriendinnen zagen het spandoek wél hangen en moedigden haar aan om toch een kijkje te gaan nemen. 'Maar ik heb nog niets van haar gehoord. Ik besef het wel: zoiets heeft tijd nodig', zuchtte Kwinten.


Old Post May-12-2010 07:58  Belgium
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Registered: May 2004
Location: Antwerp

http://www.zottenbere.be/

Prachtige link om een zaterdagavond mee te beginnen.


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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hoboken, Belgium

Legendarisch.


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Push2005
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Registered: Oct 2004
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Ja, da herinner ik me ook nog . Er is precies hier en daar wel iets bijgeschreven vgl met 6 jaar geleden ofzo.

Beer van Sint-Amandsberg blijft classic

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it's craaaaazyyyyy man!

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de nieuwste video diary van JOOF !!!!

deze keer JOOF in "John 00 Fleming beats the vulcano" !!! Best wel grappig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SM263HvB2w

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Location: Meerhout

Urgh, ik vind Alex Agnew helemaal niet grappig. Dit fragment is toch ook maar dom?


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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".

Old Post Oct-26-2010 17:27  Belgium
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haha, goeike!

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