Originally posted by tubularbills
pffft, you really are a noob - any true alcoholic can drink, and post FLAWLESSLY in the c0r.
we are old professionals in this matter..
and yet again.. im doin teh drinkin again
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Aug-28-2007 04:29
lücid
electric girl
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY
i've been drinking lots of Svedka vodka lately. mostly because it's the cheapest "good" vodka available at my local store... and well, because their ads are awesome.
The Swede’s choice of a robot came after they scoured the country American-Idol style for a native inhabitant that could pitch the product to the U.S. Market. Realizing that the most charismatic people in the entire country were either ABBA members or those chicks from Ace of Base, the Swedes did what any rational nation would do: came up with a fake robot to sell their vodka.
According to the company’s website their strategy worked: Svedka is the fastest growing Vodka in the United States. “We feel that we’ve tapped into an urge shared by many U.S. residents” a spokesperson for the company said.
“To better deny the fact that they are sexually attracted to a robot, Americans must drink more vodka.”
Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
pffft, you really are a noob - any true alcoholic can drink, and post FLAWLESSLY in the c0r.
This is true, I've been barely able to walk but managed to post here with no one the wiser it would seem. I just drop down from about 50-60wpm touch typing to about 10wpm and 2 fingers squinting at the monitor with a 'wut arrrr yeeew lookin at?' face.
Aug-28-2007 04:33
Zewad
This is my custom status.
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Earth
i go through phases and im on a beer kick now...
its easier to justify drinking a 6'er on a weekday night which sometimes ends up becoming a 12'er than to do mixed drinks or shots on a weekday night... who am i kidding.. mixed drinks... ha..
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Aug-28-2007 04:33
VAR
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: 8==D~
quote:
Originally posted by lücid
i'll drink to that.
well, i've tried svedka,
and it IS a good vodka,
ain't no way i will turn on my ancestors, or you.
so. this skyy drinker says;
this shot is for you!
cheers!!!
Aug-28-2007 04:44
VAR
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: 8==D~
good night to all,
i need to go to bed now.
Aug-28-2007 05:23
mezzir
BEES?
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts
quote:
Originally posted by nfekted
hellz yeah. looking forward to you being ridiculed. j/k i'll probably be on very early this Saturday.
bring the ridicule
just got home, single for the first time in a long long long time, and i fixed a gin and tonic thats just about 1:1 gin to tonic
whoops!
went "on vacation" this last weekend to ride on rollercoasters and drink. i vomitted all over the place sunday night/monday morning.. carried my pillow into the bathroom and proceeded to sleep on the floor. sooo not an alcoholic. svedka + captain + MGD = loss of dinner.
Aug-28-2007 06:56
mezzir
BEES?
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts
oh and svedka rules, been drinking it since i started drinking
awesome ads just makes it that much better
fuck
still not drunk >