I wish that one about Toronto was true last saturday! Spent big cash to be at that f'ing game.

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm
while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'

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Ostrich
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04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury

A man gets home from work and sees his girlfriend standing in the doorway, suitcases in hand, about to leave him.

She's furious and says to him, "I found out you're a pedophile."

The man replies, "that's a pretty fucking big word for a 12 year old!"



-If you're interested, here's a reddit thread packed full of offensive jokes.

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Malek rofl.... I love those movies

Instinctman.

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Sensation Montreal

Spin, this is for you..

A feminist reporter is visiting Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban
and isn't pleased to find that while in the street women must walk 5
paces behind the men.

A year later she returns to Kabul and is delighted to find that now men
must walk 5 paces behind the women. She asks her interpreter "What
brought about the change?"

He replies "Land mines"

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Ostrich
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04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury

Monarchy

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quote:

Originally posted by ostrich Spin, this is for you.. A feminist reporter is visiting Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban and isn't pleased to find that while in the street women must walk 5 paces behind the men. A year later she returns to Kabul and is delighted to find that now men must walk 5 paces behind the women. She asks her interpreter "What brought about the change?" He replies "Land mines"

I was in the process of changing avatar title and flag when you posted that

PS: Resolution 2010