quote: | Originally posted by Nekya
Liquidity
-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.
-If you had p urchased $1,000 worth of shares in AIG one year ago, you
will have $33.00 today.
-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of shares in Lehman Brothers one year
ago, you will have $0.00 today.
However,
-If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. |
HAHA! a-fuckin-men
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