As many of you know I'm moving to China.

Last time I lived in Korea I shit in one of my room mates rooms as well as bombing it with various meats.

What should I do to offend/get deported thread.

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Freak Out Tóng Zhì

Helicopter your superior Aryan dick if the cops try to come near you. They will be in such awe you will have time to escape and run into the mountains.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

What happens if it's stuck in Chow Yung Fat's anus?

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Freak Out Tóng Zhì

do you have a target in mind?

Real life troll pkc. Anyone really. I looooooove burning bridges.

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Freak Out Tóng Zhì

Call every male you meet a nouveau riche princeling.

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Now with extra singles!
my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

Last time I got to give my kids English names I had 4 Charlies in every class.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay What happens if it's stuck in Chow Yung Fat's anus?

Helicopter your dick anyway.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

I'm pretty sure that's like doing tai chi with a sock puppet.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay Real life troll pkc. Anyone really. I looooooove burning bridges.

yeah, but i really like people getting their just desserts. like your previous room mate

Complain bitterly, in French, about the outcome of the Vietnam war and how you suspect China's involvement in a massacre at your great-grandfather's plantation.

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Now with extra singles!
my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

My great grandpappy was a cunt.

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Freak Out Tóng Zhì