quote: | Originally posted by Banora
The fact these... monsters invade houses is the reason I will never visit Aus-land; that place is home to every fucked up specimen on this planet. |
There's still plenty of stuff running around in Nth America that will probably kill you- bears, mountain lions, gang members with guns, rattlesnakes, Bas on PCP, raccoons with rabies, Mexican drug runners, Toyotas, Brown Recluse spiders, Republicans, terrorists, your drunk neighbour with an assault rifle he bought in a vending machine... christ, why wouldn't you want to live in Australia!
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