Two guys with black eyes are on a plane. The first one asks the other why he got it. He replies "well its a bit of a tongue twister. I was getting my ticket to pittsburgh and when the busty woman behind the counter asked me what I needed I replied gimme two pickets to titsburg and WHAM." Then the man asks the first one how he got his. He replies "Its a bit of a tounge twister too. I was having breakfast with my wife of 20 years and instead of saying pass the butter I said YOU DIRTY WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE and WHAM."

is that paki humour?

cause it's not funny.

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dude, why don't you just date a Paki dude and get your fetish over with?

haha awsome rap song there

2 tampons are standing on the porch of their house.
their next door neighbor walks by and waves.
which one waves back and says hi?



neither, cuz they're both stuck up twats.

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04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury

quote:

Originally posted by fayraree

quote:

Originally posted by ostrich 2 tampons are standing on the porch of their house. their next door neighbor walks by and waves. which one waves back and says hi? neither, cuz they're both stuck up twats.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.




Also:


What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

Three parrots are for sale.They cost £100, £200 and £15.

A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?"

The shopkeeper replies, "because it used tolive in a brothel."

The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot.

When she gets home the parrot says,"Fuck me a new brothel!"

The woman laughs. Her two daughters come home, the parrot says "Fuck me new prossies!" The girls laugh.

The husband come home and the parrot says



"Fuck me Keith i haven't seen you for weeks".

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04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury

thats a good one

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