quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Rofl!
I did it in a club before too (well many times, but this one time in particular). My buddy was like "Jesus Christ Jennie, did you just fart??" And I stone faced replied "No, you know if I did I would fully admit to it" and acted all offended. So then he said, "Yeah you're right, I guess you would." And it remained a mystery that repulsed us all (except not me, lololol). I kept it to myself for 3 or 4 years, until one day I was like "Hey remember that time 4 years ago in the club...it WAS me!" Lmao. |
LMFAO.
Clubs are EEAAAASSSYYY money though. You need to blow off some steam in a more intimate environment and see what you can get away with. ALL YOU NEED is to give a couple of people a dirty look, or indicate that it was some one else. So easy.
Fuck, I do this too much I drink lots of beer, so I get awesome farts
There's also the 'Phantom Whip-cracker'. You know, that fart that just builds in your ass then then you get
BKK -[silent]fffffff[/silent]
You have to look around like, "What was that?" and just keep going.
Public farts are awesome.
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