By the way, are you feeling lonely? With low self-esteem? Just sad?- Post witty comments on loads of newspaper articles linked to Facebook;
- Post snarky pictures making fun of vapid social criticism posted on Facebook;
I've been receiving an average of 30 likes per hour, and I can't help laughing at the fact that, whenever I receive a notification that says "[Random Hot Girl] likes your photo", I always think my work-out sessions are finally working... until, that is, I realise I don't post a single picture of myself for strangers to see to justify my optimism - and I still have an egg shaped jelly stomach that makes me look like a wax Brad Pitt 5 months into pregnancy
Still, it's quite an ego boost
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