Ugh I know, but you took SO LONGGGG. I am not a phone checker, I despise using my phone when I'm out/texting crew to meet up and shit. You gotta get better at navigating a crowd. Aside from going to the bathroom once or twice, and to get drinks, I was in the same spot for almost the entire night!!

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

LOL, i don't even know what i was doing. i know i stayed at the front until the last song came on then walked around a bit, hit up the washroom. OH yyea there was a point i had to wash off the rum and coke on my arms and couldn't find running water. i don't know when that was though. young and dundas is a lot further from the hearn than i thought. not making that walk again

Craigslist. Missed connections imo.

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Freak Out Tóng Zhì

We actually did hang out, he just drinks too much.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

I am not even real. I am like the lochness monster. I'm short bald and fat I need to drink that much for self confidence

Doesn't show up in pics or mirrors, like a vampire.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

that guy who looks like he's always looking to murder but no evidence he was even there. an evil spirit.... with shark teeth and a sixth sense for finding mcdonalds locations nearby

What does your mother think of it?

Does she,regret destroying her vag for life?

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Freak Out Tóng Zhì

i was conceived by a summoning ritual

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay What does your mother think of it? Does she,regret destroying her vag for life?

I slurped that shit like it was Wong tong soup

All I need is five minutes