lmao! Lis left me alone with the goddaughter Alexa and I balanced hot dog buns on her head - I didn't think someone took pictures lolol
but how cute is she? wiv her teef
Sep-21-2010 03:00
wienerschnitzel
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location: out west
awww look at her mini sneaks!
Sep-21-2010 03:02
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by bas
This one time I went to the movies and this dickbag decided to park his Z07 Corvette across two spots hoping no one would park next to him and possibly ding his car. So parked next to him and blocked him in real good and went to see the midnight showing of my movie...it was 8pm. Needless to say, when I got back to my car at 3 in the morning, that guy was pretty upset. Next time maybe he'll park his car like a normal person instead of a fucking moron.
priceless.
What’d he say? What’d you say? What’d he say to what you said?
Sep-21-2010 03:06
IL Duce
Suspended User
Registered: Sep 2010
Location: Will the real Pierino please stand up.
liberals
Sep-21-2010 03:07
yukii
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by bas
This one time I went to the movies and this dickbag decided to park his Z07 Corvette across two spots hoping no one would park next to him and possibly ding his car. So parked next to him and blocked him in real good and went to see the midnight showing of my movie...it was 8pm. Needless to say, when I got back to my car at 3 in the morning, that guy was pretty upset. Next time maybe he'll park his car like a normal person instead of a fucking moron.
I actually did a similar thing to someone who thought they could steal my parking in the parking garage THAT'S FUCKIN DESIGNATED for me. I parked right behind them, blocking them from leaving. I left a note on the car that I'm tired of idiots like him/her doing this, this better be 'the last fucking time that they waste MY time' and that they can call me when they want me to move.
I got a call at 5 am from a pissed off Russian lady That's the first time in my life that I was so pissed off I told her to fuck off twice. No one took my spot again though
Sep-21-2010 03:13
The17sss
C.R.E.A.M.
Registered: May 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Yes. People that illegally park in handicap stalls or knowingly park their giant fuckoff car in a compact spot really upset me. It's nothing bad though, I wouldn't key your car. I'd probably piss on it or throw garbage in the back, or gum on the keyholes on the doors.
That's messed up. Would I really be that deserving of such an offense because some wannabe environmental steward decided to put up signs awarding a Prius owner the fabulous privilege of walking 50 feet less (as if that's going to impact my car buying habits)? The compact car thing I understand but seriously.
What's more dickless than fucking with another man's automibile?
Sep-21-2010 03:22
IL Duce
Suspended User
Registered: Sep 2010
Location: Will the real Pierino please stand up.
50 feet lol.
niggas goan be fat.
Sep-21-2010 03:24
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
Sep-21-2010 03:25
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
priceless.
What’d he say? What’d you say? What’d he say to what you said?
Douchebag: "What the fuck man?"
Awesome Superhero: "What?"
DB: "I've been here for 3 fucking hours!"
AS: "Ok"
DB: "You blocked me in"
AS: "Actually, I parked my car correctly in the parking stall, no idea what the problem with your car is"
DB: "you're a real asshole you know that?"
AS: "And you've been stuck here for 3 hours, see ya...your girlfriend's pretty hot by the way"
DB: "Fuck you!"
AS: "See ya!"
Oh man, so epic. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing at that.
Sep-21-2010 03:48
infiniteJEST
solipsist sitcom
Registered: Mar 2008
Location: frolicking w/ minstrels, online.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH WEST COAST TECH HAUS CREW
NO
BODY
.!
Sep-21-2010 03:51
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Douchebag: "What the fuck man?"
Awesome Superhero: "What?"
DB: "I've been here for 3 fucking hours!"
AS: "Ok"
DB: "You blocked me in"
AS: "Actually, I parked my car correctly in the parking stall, no idea what the problem with your car is"
DB: "you're a real asshole you know that?"
AS: "And you've been stuck here for 3 hours, see ya...your girlfriend's pretty hot by the way"
DB: "Fuck you!"
AS: "See ya!"
Oh man, so epic. My friends and I couldn't stop laughing at that.
Hahaha, brilliant. Fucking good word bas. just another reason why you’re a way better mod than stu.