I didn't wake up feeling like P.Diddy, but I certainly do now!
And I haven't been up for more than a couple of hours, so I guess it still counts.
What's up with y'all bitches?

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So i was unloading some boxes from my truck a little earlier and some cute broad walks with some guy and asks if i'm unloading melons. I'm like "whaaa?" Still walking by, she then grabs her tits and says if i'm unloading big melons. lol.

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange So i was unloading some boxes from my truck a little earlier and some cute broad walks with some guy and asks if i'm unloading melons. I'm like "whaaa?" Still walking by, she then grabs her tits and says if i'm unloading big melons. lol.

I bet she's a handful.

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Excellent.

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LOL!!

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

So Sven Vath is a vampire, pretty random....but funny.

http://www.wunderground.ie/legendar...ld-accusations/

Afternoon!

new to here, looking for some help, travelling to Berlin in 3 weeks for 5 days.

Anyone here got any favourite clubs/bars or just some info/advice?

Germany section of the forum looks pretty dead, thought I'd have better luck here!

Cheers

So, I'm a 5th year student. Recently, I've been talking to this 1st year chick, going out etc. She tells me two days ago that she has recently come out of a 4-year old one and isn't ready for a new one and if I'd be willing to wait. Then she tells me she doesn't want anything more than friendship.

Last night there was this party. We see eachother, talk. She grabs my ass, kisses me (including bites on neck and lips) and all in all goes around in mind-games. At one point I tell her "do you think you make the rules, youngling? (sounds better in my language)" at which point she tells me "well you oldies are too busy doing this" then grabs my hand with hers, puts it on her ass and squeezes. Afterwards she tells me that I'll never have her and refuses my attempt to take her at my place.

All in all, what's your take on this? Is she just playing around with me?

If you really need to ask, after all that OBVIOUS BULLSHIT, then you deserve whatever heartache she gives you.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

after reading your story im left wondering why you didn't take her into the bathroom and slam the shit out of it, girls love feeling slutty is this not common knowledge

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson If you really need to ask, after all that OBVIOUS BULLSHIT, then you deserve whatever heartache she gives you.

No heartache. I'm careful this time.

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Originally posted by Chimney So, I'm a 5th year student. Recently, I've been talking to this 1st year chick, going out etc. She tells me two days ago that she has recently come out of a 4-year old one and isn't ready for a new one and if I'd be willing to wait. Then she tells me she doesn't want anything more than friendship. Last night there was this party. We see eachother, talk. She grabs my ass, kisses me (including bites on neck and lips) and all in all goes around in mind-games. At one point I tell her "do you think you make the rules, youngling? (sounds better in my language)" at which point she tells me "well you oldies are too busy doing this" then grabs my hand with hers, puts it on her ass and squeezes. Afterwards she tells me that I'll never have her and refuses my attempt to take her at my place. All in all, what's your take on this? Is she just playing around with me?

start calling her princess cocktease


actual advice, probably loads of issues so unless youre into that sort of thing stay away