had a couple email notices for some new PMs so I figured while I'm logged in to check my messages, I'd drop into the c0r to see what was good with y'all. it's been like a year since I last posted I bet, what'd I miss? haha.
btw wtf is up with this c0rstitution shit? it's blasphemy dammit. why, if I were a southern slave owning state I'd secede over something as nonsensical as rules in the c0r. hear that, lira?
Aug-02-2013 09:37
Joss Weatherby
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Getting married in China was the most hilarious thing that I have ever done. After 2 days of running to various cities for paperwork, we made it to Changsha today to get it over with. 4 high speed trains and 40 Celsius later, I was ready to get it done.
We walk into the dingiest government office ever. It smells like piss and has no air conditioning. No one speaks English. I have to recite an oath in Chinese, when my Chinese is horrible. For all I know, I just promised them a kidney. We go get a "marriage passport", and they photoshop it to make me look more Chinese. The witness in the room even spat on the floor. So romantic. I'm officially Chinese now.
Can't wait to do it Canadawop style. The only spitting will be in assholes.
The only good thing about this shithole city is that a 5 star hotel honeymoon suite is only 150 cdn$ a night. 30 dollar steak on the way. It better not meow at me.
I thought your wife was Japanese? How did you get to be China?
Aug-02-2013 15:33
Lira
Be a Good One!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I thought your wife was Japanese? How did you get to be China?
She's half Japanese, and he's been in China for the last decade or so... I'm pretty sure he even did the Hitler salute to one of the tanks in Tienanmen Square.
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Aug-03-2013 00:48
Joss Weatherby
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2008
Location: The Pacific Northwest, of course
Over the last few months quesadillas have pretty much become my staple food. 3$ for 20 torillas and 8$ for a block of cheese. Win.
Aug-03-2013 03:19
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Over the last few months quesadillas have pretty much become my staple food. 3$ for 20 torillas and 8$ for a block of cheese. Win.
Sounds healthy
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Aug-03-2013 03:34
WittyHandle
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2008
Location:
I just tried doing an image search of my dick using the Google Goggles feature on the Iphone. It didn't work. I had to try.
Seems to work only with brand logos so far in my experience.
Aug-03-2013 03:50
Fledz
Lost & Found
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
Congratulations, pictures of your dick are now on Googles servers.
