If the NHL were a high school..........
Anaheim would be the kid that beats you up and steals your lunch money.
Atlanta would be the slutty cheerleader everyone scores on.
Boston would be the kid who's older brothers (the red sox and pats) are popular jocks who get all the girls and attention but he is just a water boy.
Buffalo would be the kid who never can afford to go anywhere or do anything.
Calgary would be the popular chick who can please many people when she's up but when she's down she tries to commit suicide.
Carolina would be the kid who went out with the hottest girl in the school but after they broke up he became a nobody.
Chicago would be the really old kid that has yet to hit puberty.
Colorado would be the kid who did really well in elementary school and is just a slacker now.
Columbus would be the kid who puts rims on his bike wheels and pretends he's driving a BMW.
Dallas would be the kid who's bright but always underachieves.
Detroit would be the smart foreign exchange student.
Edmonton would be the ugly kid who tries to make friends with the new kids.
Florida is the kid who can never fit in.
Los Angeles would be the kid who always misses school for whatever reason.
Minnesota would be the kid who thinks he's cool but isn't.
Montreal would be the small kid who talks big all year round and then ends up getting beat up at the end of the year.
Nashville would be that kid with the dad in the military. He's cool, but you don't want to be friends with him because you know he'll be moving soon.
Ottawa would be the kid that breezes through the school year and then blows the final exams.
Phoenix would be the kid that nobody knows.
Philadelphia would be the kid who always ends up getting suspended.
Pittsburgh would be the crybaby tattle tail.
New Jersey would be the female jock. She's really really good at sports, but that doesn't make her attractive.
New York Islanders would be the kid who has his/her whole life planned out already. Or at least the next 14 years.
New York Rangers would be the rich kid who buys friends.
San Jose would be the kid that over studies for the finals the night before and then ends up sleeping in and failing.
St. Louis would be the smooth talking kid who gets you to trade your snack pack to him for half an apple.
Tampa Bay would be the girl who should be at the top of her class, but isn't because she can't keep her legs closed.
Toronto would be the laughing stock of the school but he wouldn't know it or believe it cause of his big ego.
Washington would be the class clown. Entertaining, but ends up going nowhere.
Vancouver would be the kid that has good marks all year but then skips the finals to smoke weed and fails.
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Hamilton would be the kid that always wanted to go to that high school, but wasn't allowed.
Quebec would be the back-up high school quarterback who goes to a different school and ends up winning a championship as the starter there.
Winnipeg would be the unlucky kid who got expelled for no reason and is now on the outside looking in.
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