|Originally posted by Joss Weatherby |
Oh good god, the amount of ass filing into my neighborhood.
I am scared what its going to be like this weekend at the block party, I think I am going to get the fuck out of the city.
When I read the first sentence, I could've sworn you'd say "and there's this cute girl in front of my house! I'm going to talk with her!"
Really, walk up to one of them and say "Hi! Did you know there's an awesome leaning tower on a cliff near here? Wanna see it?"
If one, just one of them, says "yes", then just say "Good. Come with me, I live right next door. By the way, I'm Cliff!".
Totally worth the try!
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