Originally posted by jennypie
Oh just do it, Lira. Stop being such a pussy! Just be like "You would have really enjoyed the ________ and all the ________ there!"
Lololol.
I was going for something way more immature but that's acceptable!
May-14-2010 17:49
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Honestly, I could definitely see any number of profs writing something like that on a paper if it struck them to do so, lol. I can just see it now in red pen. Hahahahah.
May-14-2010 17:50
leph555
dementia depleted
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: City
start from the bottom
May-14-2010 17:52
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Honestly, I could definitely see any number of profs writing something like that on a paper if it struck them to do so, lol. I can just see it now in red pen. Hahahahah.
I can take a picture if you want, but it's in Japanese
May-14-2010 17:56
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by leph555
start from the bottom
May-14-2010 18:18
leph555
dementia depleted
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: City
Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough (well, if you believe the usual disreputable overseas news services), she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety...
quote:
Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina.”
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.
I know it's old but WTF..........................
May-14-2010 18:24
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
she doesn't look 42, I guess this vagina workout makes miracles for your skin
May-14-2010 19:15
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebårj
I'm drunk, fuck you all.
My first post in this thread.
May-15-2010 00:40
MrJiveBoJingles
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: U.S.
I am not drunk.
I have not drank a drop of alcohol in three months.
May-15-2010 00:42
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I am not drunk.
I have not drank a drop of alcohol in three months.
I've got almost 8 years without.
May-15-2010 00:45
LeopoldStotch
Suapremae tranecadictt
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yawbs,Giaks,and Automobiles
Oh man. Hopefully conan kills this crowd tonight, and it's just as funny as the googlelabs video.
May-15-2010 01:07
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
it's been a long week, for sure. we got really lucky on wednesday...if that wall cloud had been an actual tornado, i'd say about 25% of the base would have been destroyed.