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ziptnf
Programming your future



Registered: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY

Was going in for belly raspberries this morning and my son pokes me straight in the eye. Slashed my cornea. Dammit boy!


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Silky Johnson
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: It ain't where ya from, it's where ya at

Ooooh shit. Baby raptor claws are no joke!


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Perhaps I was not whipped enough as a child.

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ziptnf
Programming your future



Registered: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY

So I go to the eye doctor (40 minutes away because we are on an island) and she squirts in some medicine and straps some fucking eye patch to my face. It lasts maybe an hour before my sweaty face causes it to peel off in the 90 degree weather. Then we have to go BACK to the eye doctor and she performs the correct procedure by putting in a contact lens and prescribing some special eye drops. Of course the nearest pharmacy doesn't have the medicine and we wait 30 minutes for them to tell us this. Have to drive another 15 minutes to another and wait another 20 for them to fill it.

Great anniversary, huh honey?


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Silky Johnson
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Registered: Nov 2003
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Lol shit dude. I genuinely feel your pain. I have scratched my cornea 3 or 4 times. Goddamn nightmare feeling.


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wotyzoid
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Registered: Apr 2007
Location: New Jersey

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Great anniversary, huh honey?


Wtf is wrong with you, dude? Put on the eyepatch and go on the anniversary date like a real pirate, stop being a pussy.


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ziptnf
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Registered: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY

Speaking from your long history of dating experience, Kenny?

For your information, the hour and a half during which my eyepatch slipped off I was treating my wife to a seaside lunch complete with calimari, she-crab soup, and clam linguine.

It was just annoying as fuck having to press that damn patch back on my eye only for it to fall off again. I wasn't going to have a perpetual winking face all day so I went back for the contact lens.


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wotyzoid
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Registered: Apr 2007
Location: New Jersey

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Speaking from your long history of dating experience, Kenny?


Nope, just speaking from my long history of being a pirate. I'm sure lunch was very enjoyable with your squirming, sissy man.


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DJ RANN
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood....

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Speaking from your long history of dating experience, Kenny?




I don't think it's you that needs to go the emergency room right now

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Boomer187
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA

Just duct tape it on your head. Wrap around the whole head.


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wotyzoid
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Registered: Apr 2007
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Sick burn , bro! High five! Do you play Fortnite? Add me on Xbox, bro!


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Registered: Jul 2018
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Wtf is wrong with you, dude? Put on the eyepatch and go on the anniversary date like a real pirate, stop being a pussy.



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