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Adam420
Trance Free Since 2003



Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Montreal, QC

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed
his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking
chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from
the waist down.


'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in
the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed .

The old man looked off in the distance without
answering.

'Grandpa , what are you doing sitting out here with
nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.


The old man slowly looked at him and said,
'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on,
and I got a stiff neck.



This is your grandma's idea!!!


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Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.

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malek
drinks your milkshake!



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal

King Louis tries to buy off TranceAddict...



... that won't work unless I get my taste too


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Spin Laden
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9

Anthony Cavillo and young Mickey Rourke. Is that a water bottle in Swamper's hand?


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quote:
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Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

quote:
Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Registered: Mar 2010
Location: brass monkey, that funky monkey.

deux boulettes de viande they play cache cache. hwoooone boulette de viande say to de hother, eyyyyyyy ou ste'cache.


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WittyHandle
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Registered: Jun 2008
Location:

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

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Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

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Mouse: Of course.

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Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

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Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne...

Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

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Computer: You're not out of in...

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Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

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Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.

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Spin Laden
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quote:
Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

quote:
Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Fran666
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Spin Laden
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quote:
Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

quote:
Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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after air guitar... here is air sex !!!

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I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife.She was delighted. I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2000 on liposuction for her And she was over the moon. I spent $30 on a blow job for myself And she goes fricking mental. Women!!


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malek
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Location: Montréal

hahahahahaha






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Brian Blanc
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oh mon Dieu tee hee!!!


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