Opgenomen in de meest surrealistische gemeente van België, waar binnenkort een retro party van ene Fomas en ene Progrez plaatsvindt:
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No Rules, Great Old
May-04-2011 17:27
christina
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location:
May-05-2011 13:05
Real
hi!
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
Klassiekertje. 't Is vrouwendag!
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
May-09-2011 19:10
christina
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location:
how i met your mother kicks ass!
May-12-2011 21:25
Jakhira
Ridiculously meticulous
Registered: May 2003
Location: Lebbeke, Belgium
Voor zij die het niet kennen
Jun-30-2011 21:20
Progrez
Antwerp's Finest
Registered: May 2004
Location: Antwerp
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No Rules, Great Old
Jul-12-2011 20:23
Config
Elaba!
Registered: May 2006
Location: Bruges
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Originally posted by Progrez
Haha! Schitterende woorspeling ook
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Ga naar google translate en vraag om vertaling van Nederlands naar Engels. Typ volgende zin in: "buurvrouw, wat een mooie koolmezen, maar wat doet mijn haan op uw ezel?"
Super!