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Antony
Van Dyck



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Antwerpen

Dronken chauffeur overrijdt zichzelf
Een Amerikaanse chauffeur heeft zich in een dronken bui flink belachelijk gemaakt. Hij reed in volle vaart op een groepje fietsers af, maar de enige gewonde die achteraf te betreuren viel, was... hijzelf.

Brooks reed op de snelweg in Californië toen hij naast zich fietsers met leren kappen zag opdoemen. De vijftigjarige zatlap haalde een biljartstok boven, zwaaide er dreigend mee en zwenkte vervaarlijk op het groepje af. Met de stok in de hand stapte hij uit zijn wagen, klaar om uit te halen naar al wie hij op zijn weg tegenkwam.

Handrem
De dronkenman was bij die actie echter vergeten zijn handrem op te zetten, waardoor zijn eigen auto achteruit bolde en hem overreed. Brooks mag zich gelukkig prijzen dat hij er met een paar blutsen en builen vanaf kwam.

Voor de politie blijft het een mysterie waarom Brooks zo hevig reageerde toen hij de fietsers in de gaten kreeg. De man moet zich nu voor de rechter verantwoorden voor dronkenschap en bedreigingen met een dodelijk wapen.

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Phortastic
It's Majik !



Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Limburg, Belgium

Zal al wel 100 keer gepost zijn maar ik blijf het geweldig vinden


http://lnqs.com/pk/index.shtml?r=00074


Heeft u een alibi???


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Elaba!



Registered: May 2006
Location: Bruges

oh damn


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Antony
Van Dyck



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Antwerpen

giere, haddek nog nooit gehoord

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Jasperovitsj
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Hoboken, Belgium






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Xilver
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Wilrijk, Belgium

lol, die tweede


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Antony
Van Dyck



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Antwerpen

quote:
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lol, die tweede

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mellow_head
I Kill For You



Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Tongeren, Belgium

Originally posted by Cosmic
Spoiler: In the final episode of Lost we see an huge orgie and everyone is happy....Saywer does Kate, Hurley does Libby and Charlie finally get's his luck with Claire. Walt hears them all and jumps out of the forest. Jin and Michael are so happy they start kissing each other. Locke totally forgets about the button and the whole island sinks into the sea...


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FenixStyle
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Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Opoeteren

quote:
Originally posted by mellow_head
Originally posted by Cosmic
Spoiler: In the final episode of Lost we see an huge orgie and everyone is happy....Saywer does Kate, Hurley does Libby and Charlie finally get's his luck with Claire. Walt hears them all and jumps out of the forest. Jin and Michael are so happy they start kissing each other. Locke totally forgets about the button and the whole island sinks into the sea...


But suddenly, Micheal Scofield appears with a map of the island on his body to help them to escape from the island.. And than, at the end of the episode, we can hear a helicopter and look who's there.. It's Jack Bauer!!!


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CygnusX
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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Neerpelt

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lUvmPj9zU64

ne vliegende flesjesopener

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Elaba!



Registered: May 2006
Location: Bruges

die japanners hebben echt schitterende tv-programma's , veel tijd over precies


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Real
hi!



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout

Richard Durand feat. Cass Fox - Hump Me In The Morning (AvB Mashup)

De titel deed me toch wel ff lachen.


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