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someone forwarded me this lol



OTHER DUDE TO PICK UP GIRLS/WATCH PORN WITH - mw4m - 23

Date: 2010-01-12, 6:04PM EST
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normal straight dude looking for other straight dude to go to a peepshow, or watch some porno with, or even pick up some girls.

this shit is way better with a friend than alone.

email me to get something set up.

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/cas/1549776817.html

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oh geez

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quote:

Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

A blonde
calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come
over here and help me.


I have a
killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't
figure out how to get started."

Her
boyfriend asks,
"What is it
supposed to be when it's
finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a
rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to
go over and help with the
puzzle.

She lets him in and shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a
moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and
says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cold drink, and then, "he said with a deep sigh..........

(scroll down)


























"Let's put all
the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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ah calisse....

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fell on the floor

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Originally posted by Fran666 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cold drink, and then, "he said with a deep sigh.......... (scroll down) "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

LOL thats a good one

Canadian husband says to wife:

"My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight."

Wife answers:

“Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?”

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

Crazy people talk
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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