last night i went out with 4 friends and we all got retarded... my boyfriend was the most fucked out of everyone
he kept walking in front of the live band and dancing, but only when the band took breaks and there was no music playing
In an attempt to tell people that he was very open and up-front, he announced with a great bellow that he always gives a "full frontal"
And this morning he presented me with my best friends digital camera which "had been stolen" last night at the bar, but had actually made its way into his coat pocket for the entire night WHILE he was on the floor under tables, looking for it
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quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas |
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
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