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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
'Feels great,' he replied,'but I still think my thumb's broken!'
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| quote: | Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed
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Spin Laden
Nick Vachon approved
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: 1211 Ambien City Blvd, Canada, K1A 0A9
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Boobs vs. Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
Phases.
In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
Many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through
Three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
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| quote: | Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed
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Nov-18-2010 15:24
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malek
drinks your milkshake!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal
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calendar>>November 25. 2010 Juch 99
Noble Traits of Anti-Japanese Heroine
Pyongyang, November 25 (KCNA) -- On November 25, 65 years ago, anti-Japanese heroine Kim Jong Suk, together with her son, General Secretary Kim Jong Il, had the first emotion-packed meeting with fellow countrymen in the homeland after the victory in the anti-Japanese armed struggle.
On this anniversary, the Korean people are recollecting the precious revolutionary life of the modest and honest heroine, who always shared weal and woe with the people.
Even after the liberation of the country, she lived an industrious and frugal life, apart from any privilege.
One day Kim Jong Il saw his mother working on a vegetable garden with her face streaming with sweat and her footwear and clothes stained with mud, and approached her to clean them.
But she told her son that those engaging in farming should not have a dislike to mud and that land would give fruits as much as they work. She also said that they would feel the value of hard working when picking up fruits cultivated by themselves.
The other day a peasant came to Pyongyang to donate rice to the country out of patriotism. When he unloaded straw rice bags from a cart, a woman helped him and brought washing water to him. At that time he did not know she was Kim Jong Suk, respected by all people.
It is also a well-known story that she joined in the patriotic work for the Pothong River improvement and in rice-planting on Mirim fields.
The noble traits of the heroine, who devoted herself to the country, the people and the revolution, still encourage the Korean people to strive hard for the building of a thriving nation.
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Nov-26-2010 05:03 
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ostrich
13percent.ca
Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL
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Le garçon : Maman, j'ai le SIDA.
Maman : Ne reviens pas à la maison,
Fils : Pourquoi pas?..
Maman : si tu reviens, tu transmettra le virus à ta femme.
Ta femme à ton frère, Ton frère à notre bonne, Notre bonne
à ton père, Ton père à ma soeur, Ma soeur à son mari, Lui à
moi, Moi au jardinier, Le jardinier à ta soeur. Et si ta
soeur attrape le SIDA, alors ... TOUT le village sera contaminé!!!
Donc au nom de DIEU, NE REVIENS Pas !!
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Ostrich
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