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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Nov-29-2010 09:11
Jakhira
Ridiculously meticulous
Registered: May 2003
Location: Lebbeke, Belgium
Justin Bieber en zowat alle andere tieneridolen in het algemeen
Originally posted by Pumaz
Justin Bieber en zowat alle andere tieneridolen in het algemeen
ik zou waarschijnlijk volledig akkoord gaan
als ik er vaak naar moest luiteren of mee geconfronteerd werd, maar dat is gelukkig niet het geval
Dec-04-2010 17:30
Kaidreas
Lord of the offtopics
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Mass-Oven
En dan hebben ze nog zo van de grootste kutnummers! maar het ergste is dan dat ge het zo slecht vind maar toch nog meefluiten e en nog de hele dag mee in u hoofd zitten. Ik heb dat vooral met dienen achterlijke MIKA (fuck ik haat die gast)
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Originally posted by Meat187
Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.
Dec-05-2010 14:34
christina
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location:
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Originally posted by Kaidreas
En dan hebben ze nog zo van de grootste kutnummers! maar het ergste is dan dat ge het zo slecht vind maar toch nog meefluiten e en nog de hele dag mee in u hoofd zitten. Ik heb dat vooral met dienen achterlijke MIKA (fuck ik haat die gast)
jaaaa, mika is verschrikkelijk! grace kelly blijft de ergste plaat...
ook twee nummers waar mijn haren van naar omhoog gaan staan tegenwoordig zijn "well well well" en da "barbara streisand" liedje.
Dec-05-2010 15:12
Real
hi!
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
Allebei beter dan Barbara Streisand.
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".
Dec-05-2010 17:00
Progrez
Antwerp's Finest
Registered: May 2004
Location: Antwerp
Dat Glazen Huis achter mijn hoek komt ook mijn oren uit. Met als exponent de school bakvissen die wanhopig een glimp van die onnozele presentator willen opvangen. Ze gaan daar trouwens nog last krijgen met de vaste bende daklozen van de Groenplaats. De avond voor de start stond er al een vagebond op de ramen te kloppen: "Waar is die whisky!? En waar is die vodka!?". Kostelijk.
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No Rules, Great Old
Dec-21-2010 14:04
TOR
Traveller
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Bruges, Belgium
Leeghoofden die de overtollige sneeuw van hun voetpad dwars over de rijweg kieperen, waardoor er onregelmatige ophopingen ontstaan die 's nachts aan de ondergrond vastkoeken en het risicogehalte van een verplaatsing per fiets wel erg fors doen toenemen
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Originally texted by Jakhira
Out with the dog at the moment. Chicks love him, and I love chicks... The world is in harmony
Dec-21-2010 19:48
christina
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Registered: Jan 2006
Location:
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Originally posted by TOR
Leeghoofden die de overtollige sneeuw van hun voetpad dwars over de rijweg kieperen, waardoor er onregelmatige ophopingen ontstaan die 's nachts aan de ondergrond vastkoeken en het risicogehalte van een verplaatsing per fiets wel erg fors doen toenemen
aah gij zijt één van die dappere zielen die zich met dit weer nog met de fiets durven verplaatsen. moedig!
Dec-22-2010 18:24
TOR
Traveller
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Bruges, Belgium
Ik werk in het centrum van Brugge, dan is de auto niet echt een optie
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Originally texted by Jakhira
Out with the dog at the moment. Chicks love him, and I love chicks... The world is in harmony
Dec-22-2010 19:13
Real
hi!
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Meerhout
Job kwijt, da's best wel een irritatie die kan tellen geloof ik.
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You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hussles and scores. "That's all I do" she says, she says "Ten bucks for head, fifteen for half-and-half". She says "Three hits a day at 35 per", you say "That's seven tricks a day at least", but she says "Sometimes I get lucky. Once this guy gives me a bill-and-half just to eat me, only time I ever came".
You figure you can save her. You sell your color tv, that keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hawk your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say "Listen I'm a little short", but she says "No scratch, no snatch". You say "Look it is better to give", but she says "Beat off creep".
One night they spot you on the street in your skibbies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says "Christ you look fucked", she says "Hang tough!". But you don't say anything, you just think "what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me".