Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).
Jan-05-2005 19:14
dallastar
~Dance~Sing~Floss~Travel~
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: 333 Half Evil ™
FranKie's Unsolved Mystery
The Cuzo X Files! he heehhehe - is this even funny? or just silly silly - glad to see that everything is known now!
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Jan-05-2005 19:19
Cuzo
Ninjaboot
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: I'm on your couch, eating your food
Okay this case isn't solved yet...cuz I'm not sure myself.
Okay I remember when I was sober, I headed to the toilet to take a dump and read.
I remember my body falling at good correct decline with no weird twists, or fast burst to the shitter. So as my ass was headed to a nice healthy splashdown...as soon as my buttocks hit the shitter seat in a sharp second, I was off the toilet on floor with my undies and pants to my ankles and face planted on the floor between the book I was reading trying not wake up Mike & Jenna. So a wop swear word or two later I reacess the situation...and I get up look at the damaged and noticed it was a connection pin broken that lead to me to go fly like an eagle into the future.
My guilt pangs didn't kick in yet because I was sober enough to know that I didn't hear anything rip, tear, or break...it stealthly slipped under my ass with a gliding motion.
The reasons against me:
A) LODE LeftOver Drug Effects....damn possible that affects my ass sensitivity and hearing
B) Exploding hemmorhoids. Study me, scientists.
C) Captain Crooked became more crooked.
So these are the facts I present the TOTA judicial system...please spare my ass.
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Jan-05-2005 21:58
Matt
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto, Canada
^^^rofl
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Jan-05-2005 22:09
j_spot
retired
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Calgary
maybe somebody else broke it, and boobie trapped it for the next unsuspecting victim?
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Jan-05-2005 22:54
Pett
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Toronto, Canada
captin crooked......lol ..... ive been captin sketch before
Jan-05-2005 23:10
dallastar
~Dance~Sing~Floss~Travel~
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: 333 Half Evil ™
frankie youa re tooooooooo hilarious
quote:
Originally posted by Cuzo
Okay this case isn't solved yet...cuz I'm not sure myself.
Okay I remember when I was sober, I headed to the toilet to take a dump and read.
I remember my body falling at good correct decline with no weird twists, or fast burst to the shitter. So as my ass was headed to a nice healthy splashdown...as soon as my buttocks hit the shitter seat in a sharp second, I was off the toilet on floor with my undies and pants to my ankles and face planted on the floor between the book I was reading trying not wake up Mike & Jenna. So a wop swear word or two later I reacess the situation...and I get up look at the damaged and noticed it was a connection pin broken that lead to me to go fly like an eagle into the future.
My guilt pangs didn't kick in yet because I was sober enough to know that I didn't hear anything rip, tear, or break...it stealthly slipped under my ass with a gliding motion.
The reasons against me:
A) LODE LeftOver Drug Effects....damn possible that affects my ass sensitivity and hearing
B) Exploding hemmorhoids. Study me, scientists.
C) Captain Crooked became more crooked.
So these are the facts I present the TOTA judicial system...please spare my ass.
I can't contain myself at work!!!!!!! hahahahah hilarious sweets!
ATTENTION: Takin' a DUMP can be hazardous to your TOTA career!
hahahaa
I will spare your ass, especially after one of these episodes - HAHAHAHAH - but at anyother time i dunno!
now my favorite korean character will remind me always of you! hahahah - and there are these fun stickers of him all over my shower - u should come see!
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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.