quote: | Originally posted by DJ_Laszlo
I don't like rats, although I like kittens (who occasionaly eats rats, which I by the way don't like), therefor
A: baby kittens
Q: Ugly big fat hariy smelling naked DJ (who spins like a God) or naked babe created by the hands of God, who doesn't even know where the slipmat belongs. (And no, she don't want to have sex with you either). |
A: Depends if you are dancing or masturbating.
Q: Would you please write a 2000 word philosophy essay for me on feminism?
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Alcoholic Alliance
The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0
quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".
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