quote: | Originally posted by bryanflint
haha.
it is the devil.. let me tell you why.
one night a long time ago it entered my body, took over my soul and forced me to do things i never would've done had i not been possessed. i was speaking in tongues ("blahbyiou wanna sukkamyu penish?), vomiting like that freaky exorcist bitch, all sorts of crazy shit. i even looked like the devil (it was halloween, i do recall). i threw up a good liter and a half of liquid afterwards, all clear. and i wasn't a beer drinker, i was doing shots like there was no tomorrow. stupid stupid kid.
long story short, hungover for a week, i probably got alcohol poisoning.
the funning part is... i repeated this like... well... more than once.
after a while i decided it wasn't worth it... but now i can't even get halfway drunk without feeling like i'm gonna puke (i don't, but i just get the feeling). i'll have afew drinks here and there, but i don't get hammered like i used to.
i was a dumb kid. dumb dumb dumb.
oh, and jaeger is the most devilish of all... not because it's all that potent... it just tastes like i'm licking a horse's ass. |
Pffffftt, like we all haven't been there before
All you need is practice!
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