Gym before dawn in a few mins. Quite like getting it out of the way for the day. Gonna be more beauty weather this weekend, mebbe hit the beach later. Visit some friends tomorrow, etc.

My weekend to work, so that shoots down most of Sat. Got the yard mowed yesterday, so that's out of the way.

probably going to show my friend how to cook some stuff up but he'll get too high to help or pay attention

You mean to say you are teaching your friend how to cook meth, right? What time you boys getting started? I may just drop by. I HAVE AN IDEA OR TWO.

5 PM/blue meth/no cracks/ lemmiwinks doesn't like e.coli

Zoso doesn't like E. Coli, either. Fuck me...sickest I've ever been in my life. Shit blood every 15 minutes for 7 days. It did, however, afford me the opportunity to read Chuck Yeager's biography whilst on the shitter.

I'm pretty jealous TBH. the worst i ever shit was when i had a double bigmac combo with poutine and a 10 nugget combo after either an island party or footwork. i went like 30h without shitting and then a vile thick black paste came out that took over an hour. the smell.

We always joked about getting food poisoning from Taco Bell, but in this case I really do believe that was the culprit. It was my first semester of college, and I was down for 14 days, total. I had a brief 12 hour window where I felt better after the first 7 days, then relapsed for another 7. I honestly thought it would have been easier to have just died once that second week started. I was so dehydrated that it took the nurse forever to find a vein, and when she did only a trickle of blood came out. I was so relieved until she said, "I have to get 3 more vials". Right, I'mma just pass teh fuck out, you go on with that and good luck.

e.coli from food service is a sign of absolute filth lol i don't think taco bell would have whatever form of beef they use contaminated from slaughter. did you sue?

Nah, I couldn't prove that I could attribute it to food from Taco Bell. I just know that I had eaten there recently, but it could have come from other sources, obviously. I will say this: that shit (literally) scarred me for life. I won't eat anything that I even remotely find suspect, whether that fear is rational or not. I also can't eat tomato soup, as that was the last thing I ate on the evening before I got sick. Nothing like puking up bile and acidic tomato soup at 5 AM, just before you shit blood for days.

you shoulda boiled the bacteria out of your blood and drank it

My former neighbor, a bit of a nut job, told me that the US Army wanted his blood, because it contained the cure for prostate cancer, which he successfully fought off. First the offered him $10,000 USD for a pint, but once he refused they tried to steal it. He also informed me one weekend, "if you see me bathing in my pond, do not be worried. My immune system is capable of destroying any pathogens in the water." I assumed this was crazy speak for, "I did not pay my water bill this month, so I may have to bathe in the pond, lulz." I never did see him bathing in said pond, thank god, but it would not surprise me if he did. He also stated that he manufactures hand to hand combat weapons in his basement, which are then used by Navy SEAL members.