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Fran666
Party Hard, Dance Harder!
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Retired
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A blonde
calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come
over here and help me.
I have a
killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't
figure out how to get started."
Her
boyfriend asks,
"What is it
supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a
rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to
go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a
moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and
says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cold drink, and then, "he said with a deep sigh..........
(scroll down)
"Let's put all
the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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Now Circusless
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Feb-13-2010 22:54
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Romchik22
Digger's acolyte
Registered: Apr 2009
Location: Montreal,Canada
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Feb-15-2010 18:30
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malek
drinks your milkshake!
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Montréal
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Feb-19-2010 04:39
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84th Ave.
Deep & Drums
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Owl's Cabin
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quote: | Originally posted by Fran666
A blonde
calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come
over here and help me.
I have a
killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't
figure out how to get started."
Her
boyfriend asks,
"What is it
supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a
rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to
go over and help with the
puzzle.
She lets him in and shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a
moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and
says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cold drink, and then, "he said with a deep sigh..........
(scroll down)
"Let's put all
the Corn Flakes back in the box." |
LOL thats a good one
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Feb-19-2010 17:07
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ostrich
13percent.ca
Registered: Jan 2008
Location: MTL
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Ostrich
13 PERCENT
04.03 | Daome w/ Shed & Deadbeat
04.18 | Stereo w/ Matthew Dekay
05.01 | Salon Daomé
05.17 | Stereo w / Sven Vath
05.18 | Piknic Electronik
05.18 | Le Bleury
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