I met two Mormons for the first time tonight (you know, the ones with name tags and whatnot roaming the streets). It's so weird, I had never seen them before in real life.
Sep-29-2010 05:20
Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I met two Mormons for the first time tonight (you know, the ones with name tags and whatnot roaming the streets). It's so weird, I had never seen them before in real life.
You killed them and pinned them with a spear either side of your front door to keep away more of them right?
Sep-29-2010 05:33
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by Fledz
You killed them and pinned them with a spear either side of your front door to keep away more of them right?
Actually, I met them on the street. I tried to avoid visual contact but they approached as soon as they spotted me. I was very friendly the whole time because I really thought it was amusing as hell and they did offer to either tell me "the good news" right there or come to my place afterwards and bring their super-doper message with them.
I told them I can't really have visitors where I live but that they shouldn't worry, I'll visit them instead if I ever become curious about what it is that they have to say. They told me where the Mormon centre is and I know what area of my neighbourhood I should politely avoid from now on
Sep-29-2010 06:09
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I met two Mormons for the first time tonight (you know, the ones with name tags and whatnot roaming the streets). It's so weird, I had never seen them before in real life.
people that come to my door unannounced, and dont have pizza, piss me off. if i am home at 10am im sure as fuck not up and about. even if i do want your god i sure as fuck dont want him in the morning. i told the jehovah's to piss off a few months ago. it was definitely before 11. cunts.
Sep-29-2010 07:12
Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
^^^What if it's a paid, high class escort?
I think my mouse is on it's last legs. Fails to click on the main button a lot of times. Figured it might have been some start up lag in Firefox but it's happening all the time now, even on the desktop. Had it about 4 years.
Sep-29-2010 07:56
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Fledz
^^^What if it's a paid, high class escort?
well, as long as she accepted pizza vouchers.
Sep-29-2010 08:12
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
well, as long as she accepted pizza vouchers.
Sep-29-2010 08:15
Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
well, as long as she accepted pizza vouchers.
She's already paid you idiot, why are you giving her pizza vouchers? Shit, they're so expensive they probably come with pizza anyway!
Sep-29-2010 08:37
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
people that come to my door unannounced, and dont have pizza, piss me off. if i am home at 10am im sure as fuck not up and about. even if i do want your god i sure as fuck dont want him in the morning. i told the jehovah's to piss off a few months ago. it was definitely before 11. cunts.
Yeah I felt this way for about a minute last week when my doorbell rang in the early morning. I intended to ignore it, but opened the door anyway and it was the postman with my new passport.
Sep-29-2010 13:54
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasília, Brazil
Jesus Christ, it's so hot my goatee is sweating!
By the way, don't you guys feel bad for Jesus whenever someone says he's coming? For Christ's sake, we should all have the right to come in peace
Sep-29-2010 16:33
Cloudburst
I am the maximum
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Jötebårj
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Jesus Christ, it's so hot my goatee is sweating!
By the way, don't you guys feel bad for Jesus whenever someone says he's coming? For Christ's sake, we should all have the right to come in peace
You're lucky your goatse isn't sweating.
Sep-29-2010 17:03
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
I bought a new fax machine and I have no idea why but I fucking LOVE it