" I sat, with rail spikes in mine anus and pondered.... what am I doing with my self? "
After pouring pickled jalapeños in my eyes after switching my skin to scales, I enrolled in school once more. At this time I thought it was a good idea to quit my job. This was not enough. I maxed out two credit cards and started out with negative thousands. I've now had 5 or 6 different jobs since then.
^ Would that make a good book or should i scrap it?
Some Jobs for those who are curious: Spelunking Tours of Septic Systems, Freelance Detective as 'Detective Dirk McDerk', Gold digger (digging holes in neighbourhood houses searching for treasure), Mascot for Ripley's Aquarium
Jul-16-2018 23:14
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
I like it, it's good.
Jul-17-2018 01:15
LoveHate
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Registered: Oct 2006
Location: Vancouver
are any of you excited for that new sasha baron cohen show ??
i have no idea how he got away with it again, and he interviewed some prominent people like sarah palin
Jul-17-2018 02:53
wotyzoid
it's not house
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: New Jersey
I haven't seen it yet but apparently from what I've seen online he had prosthetic make up on.
you can catch 10 minutes of it here, and i think it premieres this sunday , you're right he definitely had lot of work done for this just off first glimpse not sure if its as funny as his previous work
Jul-17-2018 03:05
AlphaStarred
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
The plot is still too thin, playa.
Hola from Jerusalem hostel.
Jul-17-2018 07:20
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I like it, it's good.
your job is to make it great
@alphastarred - i can not reveal too much otherwise my work will be stolen
I genuinely think your posts should be compiled in a random order into a cut-up novel. It could be the next Naked Lunch, but with less sodomy and more liquid shits.
Originally posted by planetaryplayer
your job is to make it great
Ah shit, will try harder.
Jul-17-2018 10:58
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
I usually forget what I said within 5 minutes.. right now I’m waiting for a tank of water to be filled in between trees, after it’s full I’m either going to quit my job or finish my shift and quit my job so I can go to a cottage for a weekend, upon my return I got two other jobs
My inspirations in order are myself, dr Steve brule, Mitch Hedberg and the behaviour of squirrel
Jul-17-2018 14:13
Jon_Snow
Guest
Registered: Not Yet
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Comrade why not overthrow your capitalist overlords and beome a communist? By going red you’ll be also going green. Kenny can explain it better than I can.
just off first glimpse not sure if its as funny as his previous work 
